<p>Sorry, I posted before you. Dig that, trick (thank you, Brown '14, for teaching me this word :p).</p>
<p>No that doesn’t count. </p>
<p>Then I want Robert Pattinson. Because I know you’ll find him disgusting. And I don’t. So.</p>
<p>EDIT: This doesn’t mean I like Twilight. DONT DIVORCE ME TETRIS!</p>
<p>LOL gary NICE.</p>
<p>Edit, no you didn’t tetris. You ended with Al Pacino before me. You can have everybody up to him.</p>
<p>And yeah, you can have RPatz. Ew.</p>
<p>I know you’re too good for Twilight, Guilty.</p>
<p>LOL @ gary 
:D</p>
<p>@tetris : you know what, you can have the hot guys. But if they don’t want you, then they’re free for all.</p>
<p>Quasi and I have the more attractive personalities anyway. Plus, we’re undoubtedly hotter.</p>
<p>LOL gappy. But no, she can’t. They’re OURS.</p>
<p>We can win over the other hot guys on tetris’s list with our charm and hotness. And gary’s abuse of scientific innovations. ;)</p>
<p>Yeah! We have Andrew Bird!</p>
<p>(my proudest moment: Andrew Bird asked me to go clubbing with him once. Yeah. I didn’t go though. Because I was 16, and I ain’t no grouppppyyy no!)</p>
<p>Really GB? I want the story.</p>
<p>Gary just can’t resist the undoubted charms of Lenin and Stalin.</p>
<p>There are some other things he can’t resist the charms of.</p>
<p>I WANT THE STORY, GB.</p>
<p>And tetris, this really feels like a divorce settlement case, eh? Fun. Isn’t cheese supposed to be arbitrating?</p>
<p>Brown took me in. If I’m attractive enough for them, that’s enough, yo. I don’t need you guys judging me, your opinions aren’t worth it anyway (TAKE THAT, SUCKA).</p>
<p>I have to go teach my friend integration over the phone now, because I’m altruistic like that. I’ll be back tomorrow. Guilty, good night, love :).</p>
<p>1) Bo Burnham
2) Christian Bale
3) Jim Sturgess (both the original and V2 at Brown)
4) Tripp Vanderbilt (I don’t watch the show, but he’s HAWT)
5) The hot guy in the Colby viewbook
6) The hot guy in Panic! At The Disco
7) Jim Morrison
8) James Franco
9) Hot guy from Breakfast at Tiffany’s
10) All people who wear suits. (ESPECIALLY BARNEY STINSON)
11) Joseph Gordon-Levitt
12) Justin Bartha
13) Heath Ledger’s soul
14) Hot guys at every other college. COLBY AND AMHERST INCLUDED. (The best looking Brownies are gay anyway)
15) Christopher Nolan (aka genius)
16) Hugh Jackman
17) Andrew Vanwyngaarden
18) Ezra Koenig
19) A young Al Pacino
20) All cute, British guys!
21) Chris Martin
22) Andrew Bird
23) Owen Pallett
24) Dramacratic + Quasi’s other Amherst prospie friends
25) All of tetris and Guilty’s awesome friends (RL + virtual)</p>
<p>Yeah, gary can’t resist temptation. AT ALL.</p>
<p>Guilty! Story time!</p>
<p>We have everything we mentioned plus OUR awesome friends, so THERE.</p>
<p>Also: OOOOOOOH the Brown card! Dingdingdingding BURN.</p>
<p>Oh well, it wasn’t really anything special, I went to his concert, and afterwards he was just standing in the hall talking to fans. So I asked an autograph because I am geeky like that, and then he kept talking blah blah and asked. Because the concert venue here is pretty small, we sort of have that all the time. Also with Mark Ronson and the singer of MGMT (Andrew van Wyngaarden)… A friend of mine went shopping with Pete Doherty (which is kind of desperate). Its right across the street from my school, so when you are standing outside talking, you often get weird hipster guitarists asking your number… It’s pretty funny! Just never say yes.</p>
<p>Nighty night, my dear Tetris!</p>
<p>OMG I LOVE MGMT! Win win win!!!</p>
<p>DAMN GB, Andrew Bird had the hots for you momentarily! Amazing.</p>
<p>I’ve never met anyone interesting. 
Anyone interesting who is FAMOUS, I mean.</p>
<p>Hahaha, well yeah, he must have been drunk.</p>
<p>Guilty was good enough for Andrew Bird. And now WE are together. </p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>OMG at the brown card. I’m gonna retaliate.</p>
<p>They probably didn’t see a picture of you, Tetris. So they didn’t know what they were in for. I mean, if they had seen, they would have passed you up for Quasi and I (even if they had to pay us to come, we would have been more worth it)</p>
<p>Burn. Okay not really I couldn’t come up with something that good.</p>