<p>Who’s having an affair? We’re merely talking about geese. </p>
<p>…And asscracks, occasionally.</p>
<p>AND I HATE YOU ANYWAY YOU LEFT ME STRANDED ON FB CHAT WEEPING TEARS OF NOT-GARY’S–NAIL-DUG-FROM-ASSCRACK BLOOD.</p>
<p>LOL, my parents came into the picture. They like turning off the electricity that powers my computer and air cond from time to time to remind me that money doesn’t grow on trees.</p>
<p>I’m not even gonna offer my opinion to that one. My air-cond was dutifully off.</p>
<p>This is supposed to make me hate you?</p>
<p>Hey, can you edit it and add the appropriate emoticons? :p</p>
<p>Not this, duh.</p>
<p>Yeah yeah I figured.</p>
<p>Quasi…</p>
<p>You know that I’m the demon slayer of your heart, right?</p>
<p>Where is this going?</p>
<p><em>gets down on one knee</em></p>
<p>OH MY GOD!</p>
<p><em>clutches cheeks</em></p>
<p>Noooooooooo</p>
<p>Don’t think I don;t know you (insert curse word here) have been flirting behind my back in the Indian thread. Yes, I stalk my wife (sob, ex wife, I don’t want a polygamous relationship). Hmph. </p>
<p>Guilty, marry me?</p>
<p>Lol such drama! I’m still waiting!</p>
<p>NOOOOOOO GAPPY. PLEASE. NO. STAY WITH ME!</p>
<p>You’d have polygamy with Guilty anyway, she’s married to tetris too. BESIDES, NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET.</p>
<p>I LOVE YOU GAPPY DON’T LEAVE ME I’LL CRY IF YOU DO.</p>
<p>Will you please marry me again, Quasi?</p>
<p>YES I finally got proposed to by someone instead of always doing the asking!!!</p>
<p>My life is now complete.</p>
<p>tetris, I will marry you if you change your location. (Keep Brown '14 but add stuff in parantheses.)</p>
<p>And I get to keep gappy right? Cause he’s loveeeeeely.</p>
<p>Yeah sure, I’ll change my location. </p>
<p>I’m with Guilty as well. It’s polygamous.</p>
<p>Fine, I’m staying married too. Am I now by degree married to tetris and GB?</p>
<p>YEAH we’re all so in love with each other now!</p>
<p>And WOOT tetris is my wife again! Hoooooooray.</p>
<p>Edit: No gappy, you’re aaaaaaaaaaaall mine. Because I’m possessive like dat.</p>
<p>We’re a happy foursome!</p>
<p>PS Quasi: How would it go down if you sent them a text saying that you’re married?</p>
<p>Oh and you have to add me to your locations!</p>