<p>Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn</p>
<p>Bahahaha tet that’s what I was thinking of.</p>
<p>A Hampi is a place.</p>
<p>I can get caviar, too!</p>
<p>Oh yes do that Quasi! i’ll put wax on my scalp so I am even more shiny. I will wear
my prettiest feathers. </p>
<p>I am so indoctrinated by CC, I thought it was an acronym first. Like… Harvard Amherst… M…?</p>
<p>Hahahahahaha. GB that made me LOS :D</p>
<p>ROFLLMAO. I am not as indoctrinated as you are yet, clearly!</p>
<p>Oooh, the feathers-mention is getting me all HOT. (No that’s not an acronym either.)</p>
<p>I am glad it wasn’t an acronym. I would have laughed at you forever. </p>
<p>OKAY! OKAY! Have to start writing again!
I am still here though, just a bit more passively.</p>
<p>anything interesting i missed?</p>
<p>In honor of Salinger’s death (I wonder where Bilgy is for this :p):</p>
<p>[JD</a> Salinger Short Stories - The Heart of a Broken Story by JD Salinger - Esquire](<a href=“http://www.esquire.com/fiction/fiction/heart-of-a-broken-story-jd-salinger-0941]JD”>http://www.esquire.com/fiction/fiction/heart-of-a-broken-story-jd-salinger-0941)</p>
<p>I’m baaaaaaaack!</p>
<p>IMMMMAAAAAAAA JAZZZ MUSICIAN!</p>
<p>How art thou, my little bumblebees?</p>
<p>PLAY ME SOME JAZZ, boom boom POW.</p>
<p>Has anyone heard Sutta recently? It started playing on my iPod and I laughed my head off!!!</p>
<p>I miss the days when my entire class used to sit around in one big circle and sing it and it would be enough to get us cracking up!</p>
<p>Ah I missed you my bitc hes. How’s everyone been?</p>
<p>GAPPY. OMG. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?</p>
<p>I was gonna PM-spork you to see if you were alive. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO???</p>
<p>I’ve been in Penang for the past few days. Thaipusam. Agnostic ol’ me around Tamil (The stupid song from the Vijay movie which is so f-ing overplayed) music and everyone dancing and… thank god that’s over.</p>
<p>Oh you know what, I ate too much. I feel so bloated now.</p>
<p>I ate too much too right now. And drank too much kulfi syrup. Sugar-highed me at first but now I feel gross.</p>
<p>LOL poor you. That sounds like…forced cheeriness. Not fun.</p>
<p>I never get a sugar high. Never. It’s so weird. Its kinda bad because I eat too much sugar and I have a history of diabetes in my family and… and… I’m fat. Diet! Lol. I missed home and my bed. And it was only two days!! LOL I’m gonna get so homesick when I go off to college I tell you.</p>
<p>I’m sure we’ll find ways to cheer you up! :p</p>
<p>I’m on sugar highs a lot. Once it was at a mall and I couldn’t stop hopping around on one foot and the shoestore guy was all, to my friend, “Is she mad?” And my friend was all, “Bahahaha yeah.”</p>
<p>Btw, you guys, I forgot to tell you.</p>
<p>My interview was a Yale alum right, so her boyfriend who’s working in around the same area she is comes and sits at our cofffehouse. She’s like omg this is so embarrassing i told him not to come here. So I’m like oh its ok its ok. Then she says stuff and then says he graduated from Cambridge.</p>
<p>I was like wow. Yale and Cambridge. I know I know, but if someone had said Amherst and Williams, I would still be wow. Maybe not as wow, but still… wow. </p>
<p>Then she tells me her sister is in Harvard. </p>
<p>WTH MANNNNNNNNNN. </p>
<p>I’m annoyed.</p>
<p>Prestige whor es. (kidding)</p>