<p>Uh, you do not. 
</p>
<p>You Madame Mao.</p>
<p>You acrolin.</p>
<p>YEAH! NERDFIGHT IS THE BEST!</p>
<p>Massnumber! </p>
<p>Dipol molecule! </p>
<p>Supernova.</p>
<p>AND</p>
<p>Quasi and I together beat you dramatically!</p>
<p>Test charge.</p>
<p>Cottrell’s apparatus.</p>
<p>Vitelline membrane.</p>
<p>Nerd-fighting on Valentine’s day eh? :p</p>
<p>You cabbagehead of a Lawrence Selden-lover.</p>
<p>Oh! Good one, Quasi. </p>
<p>Hugo Chavez.</p>
<p>Richard VIII.</p>
<p>Any role in Cats: The Musical. </p>
<p>Cardinal Richelieu!</p>
<p>Swabian cabbagehead!</p>
<p>Politico from the Capitol!</p>
<p>You Aunt Elizabeth.</p>
<p>You siren.</p>
<p>You losing Confederate.</p>
<p>You STALIN.</p>
<p>Edit: I sort of like Hugo Chavez. :S.</p>
<p>BUT YES YES RICHELIEU GOOD.</p>
<p>You PRUNELLA.</p>
<p>Uday Chopra!</p>
<p>Jose Arcadio Buendia Macondo!</p>
<p>Megadeth fangirls!</p>
<p>Henry VIII!</p>
<p>Mussolini!</p>
<p>JFK’s mystery assassins!</p>
<p>YOU EDWARD CULLEN.</p>
<p>hmph.</p>
<p>Edit: LOL at Macondo.</p>
<p>YOU HENRY WILKES BOOTH!</p>
<p>I repeat: You Edward Cullen.</p>
<p>JACOB BLACK!</p>
<p>BELLA whatever! (whiny, whiny)</p>
<p>OH NOEZ! Not Chavez! Okay, okay, ignore him then.</p>
<p>I will swap Chavez for either Putin or Pol Pot. </p>
<p>I kinda liked Stalin too :(</p>
<p>Jk.</p>
<p>Siren is a funny one.</p>
<p>ELECTRA! </p>
<p>ACHILLES!</p>
<p>Cardiac arrest!</p>
<p>Idi Amin!</p>
<p>Saddam Hussein!</p>
<p>Benedict Arnold!</p>
<p>Better than Edward at least.</p>
<p>And Jacob’s cool.</p>
<p>You newt.</p>
<p>I had Benedict Arnold, excuse me.</p>
<p>You SYSTEM.</p>
<p>Oedipus!</p>
<p>Joe Jonas!</p>
<p>You Miss Ratched!</p>
<p>You Dim!</p>
<p>You Antinous!</p>
<p>Britney Spears!</p>
<p>Miley Cyrus!</p>
<p>Vermiform appendix!</p>
<p>Puccinian corpuscles!</p>
<p>Ciliated epithelium!</p>
<p>Britney Spears!</p>
<p>Oh no! I accidentally said Richard VIII instead of Henry earlier. </p>
<p>Anyway,</p>
<p>I’d rather be Edward than Jacob or BELLA (cringe!). </p>
<p>UMBRIDGE! </p>
<p>Last dodo!</p>
<p>LAISSEZ FAIRE CAPITALIST!!</p>
<p>GAURAV SHUKLA!</p>
<p>:p hah.</p>