<p>So what are some clich</p>
<ul>
<li>Taken:
— Econ 1, LS 1, Comm 10, Psych 10, Chem 14A, LS 15, Oceanography, Linguistics 1, Air Pollution (Choose 3-4) </li>
<li>If you’re pre-law, you’re doing Blueprint. </li>
<li>Own at least one pair of: Citizens of Humanity, Seven’s, True Religion’s, etc.</li>
<li>Sunglasses are made by Marc Jacobs </li>
<li>At least one $50-65 BearWear sweatshirt with UCLA emblazoned on the front </li>
<li>You’re Asian (often, Chinese or Korean or Taiwanese) </li>
<li>You’ve read Steven Pinker’s The Language Instinct</li>
<li>It’s your 3rd quarter trying to get into ANE 10W: Jerusalem: Holy City</li>
<li>You’ve considered taking Scandinavian 50W </li>
<li>You’ve sat on the floor of a lower-division political science course for the duration of the quarter</li>
<li>You’ve had lecture in Haines 39 </li>
<li>You can’t get into a class on gender difference in Russian linguistics or with regards to LGBT studies (writing 2 class)<br></li>
<li>You’ve heard stories about Jack Hou’s wife </li>
<li>You think Scerri’s had affairs with blonde, sorority-type, 14A students </li>
<li>You’ve smoked Hookah fall quarter of freshman year on Broxton</li>
<li>The best Asian food in Westwood is Gushi; you think Tomodachi is good :rolleyes: </li>
<li>You’ve bought Roll-Inn sandwiches even though they’re infested with cockroaches </li>
<li>You’ve tried studying at Kerckhoff during finals week</li>
<li>You’ve taken naps at Powell halfway through the day </li>
<li>You’ve met/seen/heard-of/care about/have had class with James Franco</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Fight Club</li>
<li>Harry Potter </li>
<li>Frequently dodge christian groups, religious fanatics, darfur activists, jehovah’s witnesses, free condoms, donuts around 7:40am or 8:40am, men or women dresses as blood drops asking for donations, random women asking to massage you for practice, slow people in uggs, Asian people outside kerckhoff, more christian groups, and finally, the latina-based or multi-ethnic sorority ads while also noticing the bruin consulting or the china cares bruin ads near Powell</li>
<li>You’ve seen Ghostface Killah in Ackerman</li>
<li>If you’re BizEcon, you’ve gone to an info. session by Goldman Sachs in the Charles E. Young Grand Salon </li>
<li>If you’re BizEcon, you’ve fantasized about being an intern for Deloitte</li>
<li>You volunteer for UCLA’s med center</li>
<li>You’ve been to a concert sponsored by Schoenberg as a class assignment </li>
<li>Have no clue what the Glass Bead Society or what ENIGMA are </li>
<li>Have seen your professor play the electric guitar </li>
<li>Know the ninja and/or the boombox guy </li>
<li>Have gotten lost in CHS</li>
<li>Have been told to purchase Scerri’s book on the periodic table of elements; have seen his youtube clip </li>
<li>Have been to YRL once to write your 15 page paper on child sex tourism in Southeast Asia</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>also, if you have a designer purse, it’s Coach. huge monograms and all. for the more ambitious or $$$$, chanel at the v. end . no one wears louis vuitton</li>
<li>you’ve brought your dog (mutt, yorkie, tea-cup maltese) in a juicy couture purse to disney class or have seen someone who has</li>
<li>wondered about Jose Bernstein - Latin name with Jewish surname? </li>
<li>Have had pizza at Enzo’s and have had countless Diddy Riese cookies</li>
<li>Parking.</li>
<li>You know who David Lazar is and are not associated with the Bruin Standard, the Daily Bruin, or the Bruin Republicans</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Found out through Perez Hilton that Shakira took a Session C History course.</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Wear other colleges’ sweaters/hoodies at UCLA ( i don’t know why)</li>
<li>Wear UCLA sweaters outside of UCLA excessively (like it was a uniform)</li>
<li>Donated to the man with the suit freshman year, or “coerced” into signed up for Calpirg</li>
<li>Received a flier from Bruinwalk and tossed it in the trash bin within 15 seconds, or used the backside for scratch paper</li>
</ul>
<p>CALPIRG! AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOSDJAOSIDJSAIODJIDSKdkjskdsadksa</p>
<p>:P</p>
<p>damnnn…i already fit like half of the things up there…not good, i need to change…starting with next time the dude in the suit come up to me, i’ll say f off</p>
<p>you take pizza flyers from the little hispanis man handing them out by the tennis courts knowing that you won’t be ordering that pizza and toss it in the trash once he’s out of sight
- dread walking through bruin walk to be harrased by the many student organizations
- have at one point been annoyed by the presence of so many asians on campus, this is America damn it
- have had someone ask you about James Franco
- if you have an early class…you always walk alongside the spandex wearing athelete</p>
<p>Why aren’t there a lotta Japanese at UCLA?</p>
<ul>
<li>You know at least 50 kids from Arcadia </li>
<li>All the people you know form San Jose went to Lynbrook or Monta Vista</li>
<li>You parents went to NTU</li>
</ul>
<p>bananagirl: those asians are americans… plus aren’t you asian</p>
<p>hahah *** mate?
nooooooo i aint asian</p>
<p>open your eyes darling</p>
<p>there ARE asians who refuse to accept anyone except asians as their friends.</p>
<p>its a fact</p>
<p>^yeah, and every other ethnic group as well. not just asians. </p>
<p>and the asians are american (at least most of them).</p>
<p>“there ARE asians who refuse to accept anyone except asians as their friends.”</p>
<p>isint there a thread on this already…</p>
<p>that may be true bananagirl but they are still americans (unless they are actually international students).</p>
<p>plus there are plenty of persians who only associate with persians, blacks who associate with blacks, even whites who associate with whites (not so much at ucla but elsewhere)</p>
<p>the point is, they’re all american, even if they isolate themselves.</p>
<p>looky, looky, im asian, 70% of my buds are white/hispanic, 25% are indian/middle eastern, only 5% are asian, so calm down right there, banana</p>
<p>ps can i be ur friend?</p>
<p>of course you can hater 
bffs?</p>
<p>you’re obviously an example of the other asians i described. the non-clicky ones. tis all
there are many of you normal ones</p>
<p>once again…i was just refering to the clicky asian type</p>
<p>^Random question… Did you know that bannana should be spelled banana?</p>