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<p>Like the asian wolf in the chinese version of Little Red Ridding Hood I bated you…sort of…either way you might as well keep reading since i know your too lazy to go back anyways</p>

<p>I just finished revisng my revisen (real word?) draft, creating an ultimate revised draft (URD). This is my Common Ap essay. Anyone interested in reading URD please post below. Anyone not interested post below then read the essay anyways.</p>

<p>Background cheacks are mandatory, so if you do not want me unearthing those unpaid parking tickets or discovering that you are secretly supporting (with monthly checks) that illegitamte son of yours who may or may not actually be your son since his father refuses to get a blood test so you are stuck either paying child support or getting a sample of the fathers blood while he is sleeping which you do and it turns out the kid actually is yours so your stucking writing that 1500 dollar check every month anyways not to mention you spent like 500 bucks on a back ally blood test thing so you lost 500 bucks in the process so you actually LOST 500 bucks and are stuck paying the child support.</p>

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<p>This goes in the College Essays section.</p>

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<p>Buzzkill. BOOOOO.</p>

<p>While you are here dchow08 would you like to read URD? I know you read RD (revised draft) but URD is just more ultimate…</p>

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<p>Background cheacks -> checks.</p>

<p>If you yourself are not fathering an illegitimate child, don’t include it in your essay.</p>

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<p>PM me if you want me to edit it, but I will be harsh</p>

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<p>I posted this originally in the College Admissions forum b/c I already have a thread in the Essay forum for this same essay…</p>

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<p>Sure. Bring it.</p>

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<p>After having my essay torn apart by an unnamed member of our commnity I have decided to ditch the essay and start with a new undecided topic. Thread closed.</p>