<p>A man dies and enters St. Peter’s room and sees clocks all around him. He is curious and ask,“What are all these clocks?”</p>
<p>St. Peter replies,“My child, all humans have clocks and every time you tell a lie it moves by 5 mins. This is your clock and it has moved 5 hrs. This is Mother Teressa’s clock and it is still at midnight. She never told a lie”.</p>
<p>The man is curious. He asks,“Where is GW Bush’s clock”</p>
<p>St. Peter says,“Oh that one is in The God’s office. He uses it as a table fan”.</p>