<p>OK, I think we could have fun writing the captions for the photos in BunsenBurner’s link in post #13. </p>
<h1>2: Looks like those paper bag hats you make with kids, but painted black. OR could be a Dr. Seuss character in mourning.</h1>
<h1>4: Balloon Boy’s mother…with flying saucer on her head.</h1>
<h1>5: Where are the wooden shoes to go with the little Dutch girl?</h1>
<h1>6: Upon closer look, she spray pained a record silver and has a bean bag on top to balance it on her head.</h1>
<h1>7: So, that’s what you do with the extra sofa fabric!</h1>
<h1>8: Now this would make a fun hide and go seek place for little kids under this “coat”.</h1>
<h1>10: She’s wearing the gold seal of approval…not!</h1>
<h1>11: “Would you like sake with your meal?” she asks.</h1>
<h1>13: The Mad Hatter. 'Nuf said.</h1>
<h1>14: Santa’s funky elves.</h1>
<h1>15: This shawl is a tax deduction as it is an educational expense to teach my toddlers the ABCs.</h1>
<h1>16: Pebbles from the Flinstones in prison garb.</h1>
<h1>17: Not to be mistaken for the stuffed animal kill hanging on the saloon wall.</h1>
<h1>18: Certainly designed to flatter any woman’s body! (not to mention there is some fuzzy stuff for drying your wet hands on your dress)</h1>
<h1>19: Which has more inches? Her heels or the hem of her dress?</h1>
<h1>20: This jacket just has sleeves and nothing else. Can’t decide if it is for the preppy golfer? I wonder if she can hide stuff in that “nest” of hair?</h1>
<h1>21: Could be recycled for a figure skating competition. She will need a neck massage when the day is done, after wearing that much weight around her neck.</h1>
<p>$23: An “extra” for the scene in the ascot races in the My Fair Lady movie. </p>
<h1>24: Come Donner! Come Dixon!</h1>
<h1>26: Wait until I pull a rabbit from this hat!</h1>
<h1>27: Soon to come to your favorite porn video.</h1>
<h1>29: The Oksana Baiul look resurrected.</h1>
<h1>30: Let’s put an eskimo’s coat over Michelle Obama’s inaugural dress.</h1>
<h1>32: Will be a hit next Halloween.</h1>
<h1>33: Gives new meaning to feeling you’re caged in.</h1>
<h1>39: Jennifer in Love Story.</h1>
<h1>40: Oops, I forgot my pants.</h1>
<h1>41: The androgynous look.</h1>
<h1>43: Will appeal to men who want to “cop a feel”.</h1>
<h1>46: Would be handy for hiding a neck brace.</h1>
<h1>47: Auditioning for Star Trek.</h1>
<h1>48: A fashionable alternative for those who wear burkas.</h1>
<h1>53: Sold at Frederick’s of Hollywood.</h1>
<h1>62: Victoria’s Secret lingerie meets sweats.</h1>
<h1>64: The prettiest girdle I have ever seen.</h1>
<h1>65: Put a candle and in each hand and raise them up and she could be Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast.</h1>
<h1>66: Dressed and ready to go on stage for an ethnic folk dance.</h1>
<h1>67: An extra in the film, “Slumdog Millionaire”</h1>
<h1>68: A modern version of “I Could Have Danced All Night”</h1>