Clothes that will never hit the stores

<p><a href=“http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/the-worst-of-new-york-fashion-week-mismatched-scraps-tails-of-fur-and-parachute-pants-make-a-comeback-764967/#photoViewer=1[/url]”>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/the-worst-of-new-york-fashion-week-mismatched-scraps-tails-of-fur-and-parachute-pants-make-a-comeback-764967/#photoViewer=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>I hope this link works, these runway model clothes are just so amazingly out of this world you have to believe the designers were all doing drugs when they created them. The comments make the whole thing laugh out loud funny.</p>

<p>VERY funny, Thanks!</p>

<p>That first one really made me laugh. Looks like something in a Garfield cartoon strip.</p>

<p>What a hoot. The disgusted expression on the male model’s face actually looks heartfelt, rather than the usual sour look that is apparently de rigueur on the runway.</p>

<p>Yea, the make-up makes it all even more “Halloweeny” or tranny, depending on your viewpoint. The photos in our local paper of the latest on the runways weren’t much more attractive. BLEAH!</p>

<p>Amusing commentary–lot of material to work with. :)</p>

<p>Love these kinds of slide shows! Imagination without borders! I’m not so sure about not hitting the stores; there is a lot of hideous stuff for sale, like this:</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://store.dolcegabbana.com/item/store/DG/tskay/9BEC955A/rr/1/cod10/38145240UX/areaid//sts/]Blouse[/url”>http://store.dolcegabbana.com/item/store/DG/tskay/9BEC955A/rr/1/cod10/38145240UX/areaid//sts/]Blouse[/url</a>]
or [url=<a href=“http://store.dolcegabbana.com/item/store/DG/tskay/9BEC955A/rr/1/cod10/37177312SK/areaid//sts/]Top[/url”>http://store.dolcegabbana.com/item/store/DG/tskay/9BEC955A/rr/1/cod10/37177312SK/areaid//sts/]Top[/url</a>]</p>

<p>I like the whole “Davey Crockett meets David Bowie” look. Glitter Pioneer…it could happen</p>

<p>I watch fashion shows sometimes and I don’t understand how 99% of the clothes are wearable by ANYONE. It makes NO sense to me.</p>

<p>Very funny link though :).</p>

<p>Someone just walked by my desk and asked if I was OK because I was crying. (laughing)</p>

<p>hysterical!</p>

<p>The captions are almost as funny as the photos themselves! Thanks for posting :)</p>

<p>These outfits look like the crazy stuff my son used to put together out of our toy room WHEN HE WAS 4 YEARS OLD!!! How awful to be those models, I mean, you’re not allowed to laugh hysterically on the runway I assume?!!!</p>

<p>This has no commentaries, so you will have to come up with your own :)</p>

<p>[The</a> Seattle Times: World Fashion Shows from the weekend](<a href=“http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/17.html]The”>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/17.html)</p>

<p>(It is a slide show, so there are more pictures if you click on the arrows)</p>

<p>My personal favorite so far:</p>

<p>[The</a> Fall/Winter design by Lydia Delgado](<a href=“http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/43.html]The”>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/photogalleries/living2011153985/43.html)</p>

<p>Bunsen, I have to agree that the fur b**bs are rally something else! I also liked the fur wolf hat in the beginning and the antlers. Although there were some beautiful things particularly some of the evening wear a the end. And what’s the deal with the panties on the outside!</p>

<p>Fur bra. Antlers. And PETA gave Johnny Weir grief?</p>

<p>The original link on this thread is absolutely hilarious. I am glad I am not in a public place where people would wonder why I am laughing to hard at my computer! The captions really make it! Clever writer.</p>

<p>OK, I think we could have fun writing the captions for the photos in BunsenBurner’s link in post #13. </p>

<h1>2: Looks like those paper bag hats you make with kids, but painted black. OR could be a Dr. Seuss character in mourning.</h1>

<h1>4: Balloon Boy’s mother…with flying saucer on her head.</h1>

<h1>5: Where are the wooden shoes to go with the little Dutch girl?</h1>

<h1>6: Upon closer look, she spray pained a record silver and has a bean bag on top to balance it on her head.</h1>

<h1>7: So, that’s what you do with the extra sofa fabric!</h1>

<h1>8: Now this would make a fun hide and go seek place for little kids under this “coat”.</h1>

<h1>10: She’s wearing the gold seal of approval…not!</h1>

<h1>11: “Would you like sake with your meal?” she asks.</h1>

<h1>13: The Mad Hatter. 'Nuf said.</h1>

<h1>14: Santa’s funky elves.</h1>

<h1>15: This shawl is a tax deduction as it is an educational expense to teach my toddlers the ABCs.</h1>

<h1>16: Pebbles from the Flinstones in prison garb.</h1>

<h1>17: Not to be mistaken for the stuffed animal kill hanging on the saloon wall.</h1>

<h1>18: Certainly designed to flatter any woman’s body! (not to mention there is some fuzzy stuff for drying your wet hands on your dress)</h1>

<h1>19: Which has more inches? Her heels or the hem of her dress?</h1>

<h1>20: This jacket just has sleeves and nothing else. Can’t decide if it is for the preppy golfer? I wonder if she can hide stuff in that “nest” of hair?</h1>

<h1>21: Could be recycled for a figure skating competition. She will need a neck massage when the day is done, after wearing that much weight around her neck.</h1>

<p>$23: An “extra” for the scene in the ascot races in the My Fair Lady movie. </p>

<h1>24: Come Donner! Come Dixon!</h1>

<h1>26: Wait until I pull a rabbit from this hat!</h1>

<h1>27: Soon to come to your favorite porn video.</h1>

<h1>29: The Oksana Baiul look resurrected.</h1>

<h1>30: Let’s put an eskimo’s coat over Michelle Obama’s inaugural dress.</h1>

<h1>32: Will be a hit next Halloween.</h1>

<h1>33: Gives new meaning to feeling you’re caged in.</h1>

<h1>39: Jennifer in Love Story.</h1>

<h1>40: Oops, I forgot my pants.</h1>

<h1>41: The androgynous look.</h1>

<h1>43: Will appeal to men who want to “cop a feel”.</h1>

<h1>46: Would be handy for hiding a neck brace.</h1>

<h1>47: Auditioning for Star Trek.</h1>

<h1>48: A fashionable alternative for those who wear burkas.</h1>

<h1>53: Sold at Frederick’s of Hollywood.</h1>

<h1>62: Victoria’s Secret lingerie meets sweats.</h1>

<h1>64: The prettiest girdle I have ever seen.</h1>

<h1>65: Put a candle and in each hand and raise them up and she could be Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast.</h1>

<h1>66: Dressed and ready to go on stage for an ethnic folk dance.</h1>

<h1>67: An extra in the film, “Slumdog Millionaire”</h1>

<h1>68: A modern version of “I Could Have Danced All Night”</h1>

<p>Some of those models look like they have one foot in the grave. Scary thin.</p>

<p>Correction: The comments make the whole thing pee-your-pants funny.</p>

<p>Thom Browne is my new hero --NOT. Wow. I think my favorite (from the original link) is the full length sweater. I haven’t laughed so hard at an outfit in forever. Also? That little mask he has on with it, so special.</p>