<p>So–clowns to the left, jokers to the right</p>
<p>WSJ: Who’s funnier, liberals or conservatives?</p>
<p>
WASHINGTON–Who’s funnier, on the whole, liberals or conservatives? It’s an old question, but a terrible one. Even to inquire after it reduces the whole curve of human comedy to politics; and besides–sad to contemplate–perhaps the most accurate answer is that they’re both humorless. On the liberal side of the register, you can hardly be funny if you’re constantly feeling guilty about things; many conservatives meanwhile believe that everything is going to pieces, and there’s nothing funny about that.</p>
<p>P.J. O’Rourke, the political satirist, neither hesitates nor hedges. “Conservatives generally tend to be funnier in their private lives,” he explains, “because of the hypocrisy factor. I am of course a big fan of hypocrisy, because hypocrites at least know the difference between right and wrong–at any rate, know enough to lie about what they’re doing. Liberals are not nearly as hypocritical as conservatives, because they don’t know the difference between right and wrong. But anyways the personal lives of conservatives tend to be funnier: They’ve always got the embarrassing gay daughter, and so on.”</p>
<p>In public policy, Mr. O’Rourke claims, “liberals are always much more hilarious. Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid. Having conservatives in government is like having a stern talk with your dad in the den about what your allowance will be. . . . Of course, the Republicans always end up giving in: You know, giving you more money than you should have in your pocket, and the keys to the car, and then also a bottle of whiskey.”
<a href=“http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110009488[/url] ”>http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110009488</a></p> ;
mkm56
January 8, 2007, 12:45pm
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<p>Gave me a smile for the day!</p>
<p>And I guess I’m stuck in the middle. </p>
<p>I hope you know that’s a song lryic. Steely Dan I believe.</p>
Scipio
January 8, 2007, 2:33pm
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<p>^^Not quite. That lyric is from Stuck in the Middle With You, by Stealers Wheel.</p>
<p>well, of course I know, silly. </p>
<p>Scipio is exactly right. Stealer’s Wheel.</p>
<p>Though I do not believe they had the political intentions here exhibited in the op.</p>
<p>“^^Not quite. That lyric is from Stuck in the Middle With You, by Stealers Wheel.”</p>
<p>Sheesh, c’mon I KNOW the lyrics already, it was close enough. </p>
<p>It’s not like it’s “lock the cat’s box, lock the cat’s box.”. ( the Clash) </p>
<p>I was trying to be nice to someone I disagree with on sooo many things, it’s a new year and all.</p>
NJres
January 8, 2007, 4:28pm
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<p>Geez, and all this time I thought it was “Steelers” Wheel, like the Pittsburgh football team.</p>
<p>We don’t use the “Steelers” word around here in the greater Seattle area. Unless we use the term “fixed” or “poorly officiated” or “how can Matt Hassleback be called for a cut block while making a tackle on an interception?” </p>
<p>Gee, I wonder if I’ll get over it? We’ll see next weekend.</p>
<p>I thought the OpEd piece was poorly written, lacked focus, and gave little information. I say this because I just listened to a wonderful interview of Mr. O’Rourke on NPR. And, while I often don’t agree with Mr. O’Rourke, I found the radio show fascinating- his discussion of his trip to China and his new book.</p>
<p><a href=“http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/Transcript_Page.aspx?ContentGuid=b8341646-83f7-4165-bba6-5e3ce99849ab[/url] ”>http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/Transcript_Page.aspx?ContentGuid=b8341646-83f7-4165-bba6-5e3ce99849ab</a></p> ;
<p>Just because the WSJ hires a writer, does not mean the writer is actually very good. And Mr. Rago a Dartmouth grad at that.</p>
<p>PS- Mr. Hewitt is pretty much a rightie…</p>
Pearl
January 8, 2007, 8:27pm
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<p>Clearly, liberals have a much better sense of humor than conservatives…</p>
<p>and just for fun, who knows where this lyric comes from:</p>
<p>“…they put up a bunch of ugly boxes and Jesus people bought them.”</p>
coureur
January 9, 2007, 12:01am
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<p>^^ The Last Resort by The Eagles</p>
<p>who created the word “Ponatehus” of love so the lryic would work?</p>
coureur
January 9, 2007, 12:20am
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<p>^^If you mean “the pompatus of love” that would Steve Miller from his song The Joker. If you really meant “Ponatehus,” then I have no idea.</p>
kluge
January 9, 2007, 10:18am
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<p>Yeah, I keep trying to hear “prophetess” in the Joker but it still comes out “pompatus” in my ear.</p>
<p>Hey it was 2 in the morning, the blower and dehumidifer were running [storm damage] I could sleep and never ever, not once said I could spell. I have to head out for a business meeting I don’t to go to so I’m taking a few seconds.</p>
<p>just so it’s out in the open…NEVER TRUST MY SPELLING.</p>
<p>^^Hey, no problem. Even the best spell check programs won’t catch a misspelling of “pompatus.”</p>
<p>“pompatus of love” I love that word and phrase although it wasn’t really a word. </p>
<p>Maybe it can join “truthiness” this year. Retro word.</p>
<p>Pomp and circumstance of love…?</p>
<p>“Pomp and circumstance of love…?”</p>
<p>I think you’ll have to ask Steve Miller. I think it was more having to do with finding a rhyming word.</p>