<p>Just got this from a friend :D</p>
<p>A 109-year-old institution has been expelled and may face several charges of criminal sexual conduct after police received a report that the institution raped a whole class full of students at a testing site on May 11th. The College Board, a supposedly non-profit institution that is made up of people who think up ridiculous test questions, is known for its Advanced Placement and SAT testing programs.</p>
<p>If charged, the College Board will face a preliminary hearing within 14 days of its arraignment. According to several high school students, the College Board has committed this terrible act on several occasions with no repercussions until now.</p>
<p>The school principal received a report of the event and contacted the police immediately. The students were all over the age of 16, but without the use of their cell phones they had no way to call for help after the test began even though they claimed they told the proctor “stop!” and “no!” several times very clearly.</p>
<p>In most states, criminal sexual conduct is punishable by a sentence of two years to life in prison plus fines.</p>
<p>According to school policy, and as mandated by state law, if the College Board is found guilty of criminal sexual conduct they will be expelled for a period of 180 school days. In compliance with this, the Board of Education (an equally heinous institution) is bound to expel the College Board until the same time next school year; if released back into the public school system, the College Board is likely to commit a similar act as they have been since 1900.</p>
<p>School officials conducted an expulsion hearing last week and are expected to meet again Wednesday in order to map out a course of action regarding the College Board. They will not be allowed to present material in any public school during the mandated expulsion period, which is through October 2009.</p>
<p>The school superintendent said his staff conducted a thorough investigation of the incident, reviewed security procedures and is discussing other methods to continue to supervise the activities of students, before, during, and after AP tests. “The College Board needs to be aware that their inappropriate behavior will have serious implications, not only with the school, but with the law” said the superintendent, who called the AP testing facility “well supervised.”</p>
<p>Roughly 100 students have already taken an AP test at the location in question. The superintendent said that there are in excess of 60 surveillance cameras around the building, but admitted that roughly zero are on at any given time. The nonexistent videos recordings showed no details of the reported incident.
Will the College Board be prosecuted, or allowed to continue on this rampage uninhibited? More tests are planned for the following days, and only time will tell…</p>