College Chances @ Hamburger Univ.

Chance Me / Match Me
1

<p>Hi I want to go to Hamburger University in Illinois, but I’m afraid I haven’t worked long enough.</p>

<p>SAT- 1550
SAT2s - 790 iic, 750 latin, 720 us history, 750 writing, 730 bio</p>

<p>I’ve only been working at McDonald’s for three months! do you think i can get in???</p>

<p>in case u havent heard about it, here is their website. i hear everyone who goes to hamburger univ become CEOs!
<a href=“http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html[/url]”>http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

2

<p>No way. Increase the SAT to 1600. </p>

<p>Keep in mind… if you don’t you’ll die unhappy and alone.</p>

3

<p>Gosh, It’s so hard to say. I mean HHYP are so hard to tell. They are so quirky. Maybe your EC’s will come into play. My friend got waitlisted there, and he was #1 French Fry maker. He was so upset, and he even applied there ED. He settled for Yale.</p>

4

<p>You are out of your mind, you have no chance. Consider a community college, TOPS. Doesn’t it just **** you off when all these unqualified people apply early to such presitigious universities?</p>

5

<p>I think you are better off at:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.snafuuniversity.com%5B/url%5D”>www.snafuuniversity.com</a></p>

6

<p>hmmmmmmmmmmm lol haha</p>