<p>Everytime you visit, add a new word. Simple as that. A lot of these terms are really funny.</p>
<p>SEXILE</p>
<p>To banish a roommate from a dorm so the other roommate can have sexual intercourse.</p>
<p>“I knew Harry’s girlfriend was coming for the weekend, but I didn’t realize I would be sexiled three nights in a row.”</p>
<p>That word is also used on GameFaqs boards often.</p>
<p>You go to GameFAQs also?</p>
<p>FROSH</p>
<p>First year university or college student. Often referred to as a “freshman” or “froshling”</p>
<p>PREGAME</p>
<p>Not completely sure, but could it be: Drinking/Hanging out in private with a small group of friends before going out to the real party, club, etc.
“We all met in Jay’s dorm to pre-game before the Frat party”.</p>
<p>COLLAR POPPERS</p>
<p>stuck up rich kids</p>
<p>BARCRAWL
The process of going with a group of a common interest (co-workers, classmates) to a series of bars, starting close to after dinner [sometimes the first bar is chosen for its dinner options] and ending at early morning. These usually happen on a weekday because of no cover and allowances of large groups into bars without much wait.</p>
<p>SCURV</p>
<p>eating at the cafeteria</p>
<p>here is some college vocab (found it on the net)</p>
<p>ABSENT: (n) The notation generally following your name in a class record. </p>
<p>ADMISSIONS OFFICE: (n) Where they take you during orientation when they found out you dont actually go to the college</p>
<p>BIOLOGY: (n) A class located suspiciously near the cafeteria. </p>
<p>BOOK: (n) A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals.</p>
<p>BOOKSTORE (n) Where you walk in rich and leave poor and demoralized. </p>
<p>BOOKBAG: (n) A large container in which students store candy bars, gum, combs, cell phones little slips of paper with phone numbers on them, yo-yos, sunglasses, student I.D.s, loose change, magazines, & (occasionally)
books.</p>
<p>BROKE: (adj) A state of being that you are perpetually in until 3 years after you graduate. </p>
<p>CAFETERIA: (n) A building in which the food may actually cost more than the books </p>
<p>CAFFEINE: (n) One of the four basic food groups. </p>
<p>DORM: (n) Student residence located only a few convenient miles
from 8 a.m. classes. </p>
<p>DORMROOM: (n) A small closet-like area inhabited by a pair of
incompatible people. </p>
<p>EDUCATION BUDGET: (n) Money you allocate each month for movies and nightclubs </p>
<p>EXTRA CREDIT: (n) What you wish you had on your credit card.</p>
<p>KLUTZ: (n) What you discover your lab partner is when you ask him to
slowly pour the sulfuric acid into the beaker you’re holding. </p>
<p>LAB: (n) A class that you wish you attended when finals roll around.</p>
<p>LIBERAL ARTS: (n) See: “Would you like fries with that?”</p>
<p>LINE: (n) A state of being in which you will spend half of your college life in.</p>
<p>LOUNGE: (n) Any area in a dorm, union or classroom building where the
only furniture that isn’t soiled, ripped or scarred is immediately stolen. </p>
<p>MAJOR: (n) Area of study that no longer interests you.</p>
<p>MIDNIGHT OIL: (n) What you make popcorn in.</p>
<p>NUDE MODELS: (n) The reason for your sudden interest in art.</p>
<p>OFF-CAMPUS PARKING: (n) Ample extra parking usually found in an
adjoining town. </p>
<p>PAPER: (n) A term that you hope not to find on your course outline</p>
<p>PRE-LAW: (n) The major of a person who will end up in sales.</p>
<p>THIRTY : (n) The amount of minutes the lecturer comes strolling in after the hour.</p>
<p>THIRTY-ONE : (n) The amount of minutes you come in after the hour, and the lecturer acts as if you killed their dog.</p>
<p>VENDING MACHINE : (n) A coin operated device for dispensing breakfast,
lunch and dinner.</p>
<p>WEEKEND : (n) Two day period in which you are given freedom.</p>
<p>WHIZ KID: (n) Your college nickname. But not for the reason people
think.</p>
<p>WORK-STUDY: (n) Two things not done by a majority of students.</p>
<p>WRISTWATCH: (n) That device on your arm that lets you know which class you’re currently late for.</p>
<p>X-RAY: (n) A medical technique that will display cafeteria meatballs up
to ten years after they’re eaten.</p>
<p>YEARBOOK: (n) A book containing student pictures that will keep getting
nerdier as the years go by.</p>
<p>YESTERDAY: (n) When the 12 page paper you started tonight was due.</p>
<p>ZERO: (n) The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered.</p>
<p>bahamasc, i think that is the best thing i’ve seen all day. </p>
<p>and strangely true…</p>
<p>Great post.</p>
<p>It made me laugh, though you forgot one…</p>
<p>LAUNDRY (noun): Something that has to be done but never is done as the machine is good at robbing you of cash</p>
<p>PARTY FOUL:</p>
<p>A stupid and/or drunken move that negatively affects the drunken experiences of partygoers and causes one or more people to scream “PARTY FOUL” at the top of their lungs</p>
<p>WALK OF SHAME:</p>
<p>This occurs the morning after parties… dressed up people with smeared make up and bed-head walking home from their hook-ups place. Can be extremely embarrasing for the shame walker, but hilarious for everyone else.</p>