<p>Couldn’t get into Georgetown. All want to be politicians. </p>
<p>UT Austin</p>
<p>Hillbillies.</p>
<p>University of Minnesota.</p>
<p>Understated but pretty smart students. </p>
<p>Boston College.</p>
<p>Not Boston University. </p>
<p>Vanderbilt.</p>
<p>Preppy Southerners.</p>
<p>UCLA</p>
<p>USC haters</p>
<p>Barnard College</p>
<p>Columbia rejects. </p>
<p>Northeastern</p>
<p>Northwestern rejects</p>
<p>USC</p>
<p>People that overpay for college when a better, safer school is just across the city. Also, super annoying people that think their school is God’s gift to mankind. </p>
<p>USC (South Carolina)</p>
<p>GameCOCKS</p>
<p>South Harmon Institute of Technology</p>
<p>The ivy of the future</p>
<p>Bob Jones U</p>
<p>Liberal and progressive</p>
<p>BYU</p>
<p>Students are nowhere near as liberal as those found studying at Bob Jones or Glenn Beck U, but they’re getting there. Also, a lesser-known fact, the school is located in its own time zone: Jimmer Time.</p>
<p>LSU.</p>
<p>Paula Deen’s grandchildren and fried chicken?</p>
<p>Penn State.</p>
<p>Pedophiles. Pedophiles everywhere.</p>
<p>Bama</p>
<p>Hot girls</p>
<p>UVA</p>
<p>Public Ivy</p>
<p>What is up with the SU comment? 70% black? Just weird.</p>
<p>Pitt</p>
<p>That one mediocre Big East school that’s now a mediocre ACC school.</p>
<p>Pensacola Christian College (Google it)</p>
<p>Religious nutjobs. Makes BYU seem liberal.</p>
<p>Miami University - Ohio</p>
<p>“Are you sure that’s not in Florida?”</p>
<p>McGill</p>