<p>i got kicked out of my school for failing too many classes. please come help me protest this injustice!</p>
<p>Why should we protest because you failed your classes?</p>
<p>umm, because you need something to protest and i’ve got something for you to protest? i didn’t know i need to go into any more details than that. look, if you want to sit this one that’s okay, but just know what you’re going to be missing out on. your friends might be going to it, so you’ll miss being with them, and i think we’ll even have one of those microphones you can shout into. the crowd isn’t going to be so large so the use of that is going to be less to coordinate the protestors and more to project our voices so the admissions building can hear what injustice sounds like and come to their senses over my dismissal.</p>