Colleges that Cajole you to Apply

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<p>These colleges especially really know how to drug someone into applying
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<p>Columbia:: Come on, New York city over Cambridge? Are you serious? We’re filled with much more attraction than Cambridge. Apply to Harvard if you wish. Your loss if you get rejected. Our core curriculum will sweep you off your feet. So if I were you I’d apply here. Oh yeah, did I mention? We only accept 10% of our applicants so if you get denied Move on! Maybe NYU will take you. Thats where most of our rejects attend </p>

<p>NYU:: we don’t care if you can’t afford our 45,000+ tuition. Move On! we’re the frikkin #1 dream school. Financial aid this! Financial AID that! No one told your parents to make less than 100k</p>

<p>Harvard:: Don’t believe the media! We’re not the hottest for rejections! Its MIT! Don’t apply to MIT. Apply to US! Seriously Just Apply! Even though we only accept 9% of 22,000+, still apply. Just do it!. The worst that could happen is a thin envelope in you mailbox. Come on. Just apply so our acceptance rate can go down to 1%</p>

<p>Cornell:: Hey! you like building snowmen huh? Come here and you can build all the snow you want. Just make sure you don’t get buried in it. Our sub-zero winters will give you a hell of a time. <em>Evil laugh</em></p>

<p>Upenn: I mean, look at us. We’re like role models. Swarthmore is trying to be us so bad. We have a frikkin sports team named after an oatmeal brand. How can you pass that over. Apply && just pray to God we say yes because its going to take prayer Trust me!</p>

<p>MIT:: Oh Really? you think you’re a math genius? Come here and we’ll crush your ego badly</p>

<p>Yale:: sure we’ll pamper you once you’re in; thats if you can “GET IN!”</p>

<p>Uchicago:: Our Gothic campus are like soooo cool. Just make you’re quirky && can write quirky essays because our application is filled with them. oh by the way? what do you like to do on wednesday?</p>

<p>Stanford:: yeah yeah yeah, your’e grades are good. Your SAts are high. Can you handle the pressure though. I think not</p>

<p>Amherst:: Our Liberal arts education is like soooo like sooo better than Wiliams. lIke who cares about williams. If they write you, Cremate their application. Apply here because you can take classes at like Umass. Oh yeah did we mention? we recruit URMs <em>Giggles</em></p>

<p>Williams:: If Amherst writes you, burn their mail with the hottest Farhenheit of heat you got. Apply here, though our setting is beautiful but boring as hell. Still apply because duh! we’re frikkin Williams for crying out loud</p>

<p>Duke:: Our Sports team crushed the IVY THrees. Apply here. Don’t be intmidated by our Rape case scandal</p>

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<p>reading that made me smile :)</p>

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<p>Dude that is friggin hillarious, i go to columbia, u like got it so right</p>

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<p>i liked that :)</p>

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<p>lol, what about Princeton?</p>

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<p>schools I forgot</p>

<p>Brown:: Just Shut Up && Stop assuming We’ll Let you in Over ED. We’re still Tough && we’ll still reject you no matter what plan you take. we’re the most unique Ivy because we’re named after a color so we can afford to be selective. && please stop addressing us by “Dirt University” just because dirt is Brown </p>

<p>Princeton:: We’re ranked #1 on USNW. whooo hoo! We beat Harvard!! We’re like sooooo Hype. OMG! apply to us so we can reject you so we can stay as #1. Oh yeah, Our university name is like sooooo Royal</p>

<p>UCLA:: OMG we’ll take care of you don’t worry. We’ll pamper you. Just trust us. It doesn’t matter if we have 30,000+ students in our school we’ll still give you special attention! <em>cough</em></p>

<p>Dartmouth:: We’re an Ivy league and we’re very selective. Apply to us because if you get in you’ll feel good. && we’re so small so special attention. Apply to us. oh yeah did we mention? We’re an Ivy league.</p>

<p>Rice:: Our air conditioners are state of the art so Never Mind Texas heat. All Texans Apply here. Even “Ex-Texans”</p>

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<p>dartmouth:: i swear, if one more person calls me a lower ivy, i’m gonna snap!!! what do you mean you’ve never heard of me?!!!</p>

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<p>Caltech? /<em>saf</em>/</p>

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<p>Caltech:: So what if we screw you over with math. Who cares? We only care about our reputation. Just do it and succeed so we can look good and blow up MIT. Apply so we can look for ways to reject you</p>

<p>you’ll see…thats funny…dartmouth really is getting taht lack opf popularity</p>

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<p>^^^LOL!! you’re like hilarious!</p>

<p>WashU? please.</p>

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<p>WashU:: we’re going to keep sending mails to you until you apply to us. We’re not an IVY but we’re damn skippy over-rated. Oh you think you’ll get in ED?. We’ll put you on waitlist so you can suffer</p>

<p>JHU:: Blah Blah Blah! Don’t write us letters saying how bad you want to come. You’re staying on our waitlist until we release you. Think you’re ready for our challenge? Geuss again</p>

<p>William && Mary:: We’re like soooo colonial. && we’re like sooo selective. OMG and you know what else? we’re older than Harvard! We’re the hottest small state school. Totally Dude!</p>

<p>Berkely:: What the hell is a “Stanford” anyway? Apply to us. we’re not over-rated I promise!</p>

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<p>Lmao …</p>

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<p>comical huh? thats really how they think^</p>

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<p>haha. niiiiice!</p>

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<p>LOL @ Berkeley!!!</p>