<p>I saw a piece on the evening news that was a bunch of snippets of advice from various famous people speaking at various college graduations. The one that made me laugh out loud from from California Gov. Schwarzenegger speaking at USC’s commencement. Paraphrased:</p>
<p>“People always ask me ‘What is the secret of success?’ And I always give them the short version:
Number 1. Come to America
Number 2. Work your butt off
Number 3. Marry a Kennedy”</p>