<p>My parents taught me to hate no one but as a rebellious 5-year old girl, for the first time, I screamed Luca you moron! I hate you!! Over the years, it has become a normal, everyday phrase used in my rich vocabulary. I hated the biology teacher for failing me on a test; I hated my parents for not buying me that awesome dress. As a teen I hated the whole world and now, as an older teen I truly hate Facebook.
Every day I come back from school and without even washing my hands, I rush into my room to check Facebook and whether or not someone has commented my new uploaded pics from last Saturdays clubbing. After reading u luk so gr8 written by a completely unknown person called Rahmi, the first thing that crossed my mind was Jesus Lucija, you have over 600 friends and you do NOT know them all. But then, after contemplating my Facebook friends I admitted to myself: Im doing the same thing, stalking them through Facebook, and it is fun.
After my first failing grade for homework I said it, proudly and loudly, Facebook I hate you! I cant stand you, even though Im more and more addicted ! Its not funny at all when some kindergarten friend tags me in a class photo when I was 8 and still didnt know the meaning of fashion suicide to wear white socks and black sandals together as a combination. Initial happiness turned into agony when realising the photo cant be removed nor it will be removed because some ******* gets nostalgic. Its time to break up the long-term relationship with Facebook. Im tired of all those narcissistic, stuck up people seeking for their 5 minutes of fame! Who cares about your status Horvat, Ivan Horvat, Annie is tired, I <3 coffee. People change their profile pictures more frequently than their underwear. Everything screams Look at me! Look at me! Im the best! Im so cool with 10 new picture comments!. Also there are notes that are mostly consisted of chain letters like If you dont send it to 20 people, your cat will die but if you send it, your soul mate will kiss you at midnight!. First of all- Im more of a dog person and I already have a so-called soul mate. People lets just face it! Except 3-4 friends, no one cares what you really do and what you really love. Because of that 95% Whats on your mind boxes stay unanswered. Your real (not imaginary) friends already know what you like and you dont have to become a fan of Chuck Norris to prove it.
There are some too private things that no one wants to expose to the whole world. Is there privacy anymore? Does everyone have to know whether John and Jenny are still together?! Facebook might be good to find some old, lost acquaintance but the real problem occurs when you dont want to be found.
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I did it! Im so proud of myself! I have finally deleted my FB account! It feels so damn good. No more lost hours sitting and stalking people, no more failing grades for homework, no more excitement if someone comments on my wall. And no more break downs over being defriended. Feeling so free! Just like a heroin junkie who just got out of rehab! The reason Ive done it is because of another failing grade I got for my math homework. This was my last chance to do something heroic and truly rebellious since Ive just committed social suicide… but at least someday I will look back and honestly say You know my son…once I was a true rebel!</p>
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