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College Essays
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<p>This entire forum on essays could contain just a few threads with the following titles. Got others to add?</p>

<p>“READ MY ESSAY…”
(and rewrite it for me)</p>

<p>“DEADLINE IN TWO HOURS…”
(I’ve had 6 months to write it, but just started last night)</p>

<p>“SHOULD I REALLY TALK ABOUT…”
(probably not)</p>

<p>“MY ESSAY IS TOO LONG. HELP…”
(Rambling on <em>is</em> my natural style)</p>

<p>“WRONG COLLEGE NAME IN ESSAY…”
(I should have read it ONE more time)</p>

<p>“ESSAY SENT, DISCOVERED TYPO…”
(ditto)</p>

<p>“IS THIS TOPIC TOO RISKY…”
(Yup)</p>

<p>“I’VE JUST WRITTEN THE BEST ESSAY EVER WRITTEN…”
(another way of saying “please rewrite it for me”)</p>

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<p>that was funny</p>

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<p>If this post was on facebook, I would “like” it.
Amazing :)</p>

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<p>You forgot the:</p>

<p>“LET’S TRADE ESSAYS…”
(I’m sure that together we can make perfect essays)</p>

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<p>^-- I like that one!</p>