<p>Here it is my friends, an Ode to Cornell! (Slightly adapted from C & H)</p>
<p>Cornell Ho!</p>
<p>My tiger friend has got the sled,
And I have packed a snack.
We’re all set for the trip ahead.
We’re never coming back!</p>
<p>We’re abandoing this life we’ve led!
So long, Mom and Pop!
We’re sick of doing what youve said,
And now it’s going to stop!</p>
<p>We’re going where it snows all year,
Where life can have real meaning.
A place where we wont have to hear,
“Your room could stand some cleaning.”</p>
<p>Cornell is the place for us!
That’s where we want to live.
Up there we’ll ge to yell and cuss
And act real primitive.</p>
<p>We’ll never go back to high school,
And be forced into submission,
By monst, crabby teachers who’ll
Make us learn addition.</p>
<p>We’ll never have to clean a plate,
Of veggie glops and goos.
Messily we’ll masticate,
Using any fork we choose!</p>
<p>The big red bears will be our friends.
Well stay up late and howl,
At the moon, till nightmare ends,
Before going on the prowl.</p>
<p>Oh, what a life! we cannot wait,
To be in that arctic land,
Where we’ll be masters of our fate,
And lead a life that’s grand!</p>
<p>No more of parental rules!
We’re heading for some snow!
Good riddance to those grown-up-ghouls!
We’re leaving! Cornell Ho!</p>
<p>I <3 Cornell</p>