Cover-up story

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<p>Is this a believable cover-up story of why I lost my homework? </p>

<p>I was walking home, from an orphanage where I help blind children learn math, when I was molested by a pair of Jehovah’s Witnesses. After about a minute I grew weary of their conversion attempts, so I started yelling slurs about God and Jesus to get them to go away. One of the Jehovah’s Witnesses then became enraged and attacked me. I started to run, but unfortunately he could run faster than me (I’m fat, so the teacher will understand). I decided to slow him down by throwing stuff at him. At first I threw sticks and rocks, but the man persisted. I then decided to throw my book at him. It him him in the eye, and I was able to make my escape into a busy strip mall. Unfortunately, the homework was in that book because I was using it as a bookmark.</p>

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<p>Oooooooo k.</p>

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<p>I’d recommend against involving God, religion & Jehovah’s Witnesses in anything that entails eye damage. (As in an eye for an eye). This is not likely to end well.</p>

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<p>You’d be better off telling them your little sister ate it.
More believable.</p>

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<p>I wonder why this wasn’t deleted. And it seems coldwind’s comment was actually serious.</p>

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<p>just say you had some “family problems” and you couldn’t make it back home for the night</p>

<p>or say somebody threw it away when I left it on my table in study hall or lunch.</p>

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<p>That’s a good idea Musab.
I’m really sorry if I’ve offended anyone with this thread, it certainly wasn’t my intention. I just find it hard to realize how strongly people can feel about religion seeing as I’m an atheist. I’ll make sure to keep my mouth shut about religions in the future.</p>