<p>Lives on a newly created island nation with a population of three. Is part of a new race that is half alien. Neither parent went to college but the alien parent has a lot of $ and donated a dorm. </p>
<p>Mmmm creativity running dry… what else would hook my alien child.</p>
<p>Yeah, I like catch 22, heart of darkness (somewhat, I was able to talk about this for my AP literature exam), Pygmalion (an allusion to greek mythology), and other assorted works</p>
<p>African American
2400 SAT
800 on every single SAT
5 on every single AP
IMO/IPHO/ICHO/IBO all GOLD medals
Intel Winner
Siemens Winner
ISEF Winner
Presidential Scholar
Davidson Fellow
Science Bowl Winner
Rhodes Scholar (possible?)
Income <20000 a year.
Raised over 1.3 million dollars for African children
1000 hours of community service helping build houses in Ethiopia
Olympic Gold Medalist</p>
<p>Come on, let’s be creative here:
Name: Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk Smith
Martian
Asexual
Centuplet
Quadruple-Legacy
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 on all SAT II’s
5 on all 37 AP’s, 45/45 on IB certificate, A’s in all A-levels
IMO/IPHO/ICHO/IBO/IOI/IPO/IAO/IGEO/ILO/IJSO/IOAA/IESO Gold Medal Winner
Olympic Gold Medalist in Gymnastics and Rhythmic Gymnastics
Intel Winner/Siemens Winner/ISEF Winner
Head of multi-trillion dollar company
Owns half of the top twenty colleges in the world
The chief of USNWR
Collegeboard CFO
Multi-Platinum Recording Artist in Japan
Blackpool Professional Latin Winner
ABT Lead Dancer
Godchild of Donald Trump, Warren Buffett, and Bill Gates
Adopted child of Billary
Got raped by Madonna, Britney Spears, and the Jonas Brothers in a bestselling porn movie
Won American Idol AND Dancing With The Stars on the same year
Discovered the cure for cancer/AIDS/herpes
Successfully proved God does exist through mathematical proofs
Suffers from a rare alien virus
Oscar/Grammy/Emmy/Golden Globe multiple winners
Owns half of Broadway
Published a bestselling fiction series titled “Twilight Dawn”
Nobel Peace Prize multiple winner
Head of the scientology mega-cults
Married to Suri Cruise
Dated Miley Cyrus and cheated her for Zac Efron
Interned at Harvard and Yale University
Lives on Beverly Hills 90210
Owns 200 nuclear bombs</p>
<p>-is able to pay tuition for 5 kids and gives money while attending
-is royalty (as stated above)
-is very sexy and good looking
-his/her tears can cure cancer; he/she also likes to cut a lot of onions.</p>