<p>Think up the most creative invention you can think of. It can be a really weird invention or spooky or even just plain silly. This is only for fun, so be as creative as you can! Ready, set, GO!</p>
<p>I’d invent a really cool smiley fridge with a big mouth. Like, you just say what you want to eat to the fridge and it’ll appear right in its mouth! Saves the time (like 10 seconds LOL) from actually opening the fridge and searching for your food.</p>
<p>I want to invent a triple reed instrument
and call it the platyphone
single reed - clarinet/sax
double - bassoon oboe
triple - platyphone! :D</p>
<p>I want to invent a pen that changes ink color to whatever color you say. For example, if I’m correcting a test and I want a red pen, I just say, “Red”, and it becomes red. So it saves me time instead of physically getting a red pen from my cup or something. And next if I need to sign a signature in black, I’ll just say “Black”, and the ink will be black. I guess it’s some kind of super pen that’s a little big at the top so it can hold the various amounts of color ink. 
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<p>I know this is kind of lame</p>
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<p>I’ve had this invention in mind for so long.
Here’s my chance:</p>
<p>…</p>
<p>The Macrowave
(Patent Pending)
Ladies and gentlemen, is your soup too hot? Popsicle melting? Well, then the Macrowave is the invention for you. Functioning as the “polar” of a microwave, the Macrowave chills and cools food down using liquid nitrogen. With the same facile and sleek presentation as a Microwave, the Macrowave can be operated with immense ease. Just enter the how long you need your food to be chilled and the Macrowave will do it all for you. Wow. Now, I know you’re all saying, “Why not just use a fridge?” Well, do you honestly want to wait hours upon hours for mediocre ice pops? And honestly, who is going to place their burning overheated coffee in the fridge? STOP. The Macrowave provides a safe and easy solution. “But it’ll take up so much space!” STOP. The Macrowave includes a Microwave function so you can throw away your antiquated bulky Microwave. Seriously, just chill.</p>
<p>If you don’t believe me, listen to our celebrity testimonials:</p>
<p>“The Macrowave is smashing. A truly groundbreaking idea.” - David Beckham
“The Angels have answered” - Mao Tse Tung
“Sometimes I overheat my food just so I can use my Macrowave” - Kate Middleton
“I burn my tongue numerous times perfecting my hot chowder, but now, I can cool down my chowder in mere seconds.” -Gordon Ramsey </p>
<p>You know you love it.
Any investors?</p>
<p>Instead of investing in your idea, I am going to steal it</p>
<p>A dog-poop catcher. Think “wire contraption attatched around the lower area of the dog, holding a bag in place”. </p>
<p>Wouldn’t it be great to see one of those during an early morning jog.</p>
<p>^ so like a diaper?</p>
<p>I’ll be invited to Shark Tank any day now.</p>
<p>You mean I will.</p>