<p>TallSon just said, “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient. I’m doing my part to delay the heat death of the universe.”</p>
<p>I’m not too sure of the physics here. Since energy is neither created nor destroyed, the energy he has “saved” has instead been expended by you nagging him to get his rear in gear. </p>
<p>Chillin’ teen leads to hot air-spouting parent. Universe heats up.</p>
<p>Wow, that is some gobsmacking statement! ;)</p>
<p>Parental energy expended trying to counter such a truly witty statement should be factored into the equation.</p>