<p>As will I.</p>
<p>Maoist powers, activate!</p>
<p>Power of, steel refinery!</p>
<p>Power of, sewing!</p>
<p>I have found all of you. <em>slides into shadows</em>?</p>
<p>Oh, more on point… J-Co is right. As long as you’re careful, you should be fine. The only crime that you are likely to experience at Penn is the propensity for things left in common rooms to disappear. </p>
<p>I’ve also had my room broken into over spring break. My door was locked, and the windows were closed, which means someone with a key probably waltzed in and took my stuff. I have a feeling that it was a guy who works at the Riepe info desk where the lock-out keys are stored. I know him and he doesn’t like me. He also knows that I have some nice things in my room.</p>
<p>Items stolen:</p>
<p>$13 in quarters (laundry money)
$50 worth of Tanqueray (extremely disappointing to lose though probably good for me in the end)
$30 calculator
and a few notebooks taken with the bookbag he used to conceal his prizes.</p>
<p>Everything was very replacable except for the collateral damage of my missing notes. All in all, I lost about 100 dollar’s worth of stuff, when you include the food that spoiled in my fridge because he left the door open. It wasn’t too bad, and since I’d taken my laptop and other gadgets home with me, it wasn’t a huge loss. </p>
<p>The guy’s a moron though, he has no idea what any of my decorations are worth.</p>
<p>As if I was hard to find…</p>
<p>So, Mr. Max, have you actually passed that DDR song, or are you all talk? I have been looking for an actual DDR machine on campus, but still am disappointed…that would make this university a million times cooler.</p>
<p>HE STOLE GIN</p>
<p>my god</p>
<p>that’s just wrong</p>
<p>(PS meng…we now know he lives in riepe…the enemy is near)</p>
<p>It wouldn’t be hard, Meng. Come to Houston. Creperie. I’ll buy you coffee.</p>
<p>I know. My Tanqueray! What a jerk.</p>
<p>JCove: No talk here. You can find some of my videos online actually on Google Video. I can pass LOM on foot, can AAA/AAAA anything on keyboard. I have a Cobalt Flux pad since I can’t find a damn machine either. Sadness!</p>
<p>Wharton: *** he stole your stuff? Did you confront the dude?</p>
<p>You pretty much just outted “Wharton.”</p>
<p>I don’t have enough evidence. Plus he’d just call me a racist.</p>
<p>JCove: No talk here. You can find some of my videos online actually on Google Video. I can pass LOM on foot, can AAA/AAAA anything on keyboard. I have a Cobalt Flux pad since I can’t find a damn machine either. Sadness!</p>
<p>Wharton: *** he stole your stuff? Did you confront the dude?</p>
<p>Very nice. I don’t have much respect for keyboard…I’m not the best at it, but still, that’s nothing compared to feet 
ALthough I’d be curious to see what songs you’re doing…my friend had some really crazy ones on his comp back home.</p>
<p>Someone really needs to get a goddamn machine on this campus.</p>
<p>Well if you wanna see some videos PM me and I’ll link you.</p>
<p>Sure, send on over.</p>