Busdriver11, I am sorry. Your posts don’t indicate this. 
I am still waiting for the economic collapse, 100 percent tax rates and people knocking on your door and taking all your stuff.
When have you calculated that hell will freeze over? 
This is the busdriver11 I know. Using her analytical analysis and deciding to be worried about approximately 3 deaths a year. 
Happy Mother’s day busdriver11 and everyone!
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/health/goldberg-treadmill-accident-cases/
“Busdriver11, I am sorry. Your posts don’t indicate this.”
Ha! That’s just because when I’m being logical, you think I’m taking creative liberty. If you would just realize when you were wrong (quite often), you would understand this. 
" I am still waiting for the economic collapse, 100 percent tax rates and people knocking on your door and taking all your stuff."
Maybe your world didn’t collapse, but there are plenty of people still suffering from the last economic collapse. And nobody wants my stuff, it’s garbage. In fact, the government would probably charge me to haul it away, thinking they’re doing me a favor.
“When have you calculated that hell will freeze over?”
When my kids actually call to wish me a happy Mothers Day, without their Dad or their cousin reminding them! Or when I get a grandchild. 