Decision by email or by letter?

Colleges & Universities University of Chicago
1

<p>THis isn’t my id. it’s my brother’s. he’s applying to Penn this year. PLease don’t get offended by my id.</p>

<p>Can we check the decion online?</p>

2

<p>Decisions are available only by telepathy; no e-mails or letters will be utilized.</p>

3

<p>Actually I think the decisions come by owl.</p>

4

<p>pfft, GSB all the way!!!..</p>

<p>NO NO HOLT! they come by carrier pigeons</p>

5

<p>=P Pssh, you guys don’t know what you’re talking about. Decisions arrive via a succession of coded radio messages sent selectively to match up with each student’s brainwaves.</p>

6

<p>^^^^^^^^^^ shes right… except they only send rejection letter that way…</p>

<p>they hand deliver your letters if ur accepted!</p>

7

<p>by helicopter or skytrooper~or by UFO</p>

8

<p>You just know. If you don’t, you don’t belong.</p>