"Degrees of Matriculation" (New York Times Op-Ed)

[tokenadult]

<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/05/opinion/05borowitz.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/05/opinion/05borowitz.html&lt;/a> </p>

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@Andy Borowitz

With LegacyPlus™, you, the Harvard double legacy, will enjoy all of the perks of students who actually got into Harvard — except for the education part.</p>

<p>As a LegacyPlus™ attendee, you will live on the Harvard campus for the next four years in special LegacyPlus™ housing adjacent to historic Harvard Yard. You will walk, talk and — on four special “Common Nights” a year — dine with real Harvard undergraduates.

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[midmo]

<p>Now that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.</p>

[tokenadult]

<p>I like how the program still bills the families.</p>

[midmo]

<p>^^^But of course! After all, the "graduates" are still getting a piece of paper that says Harvard on it.</p>