describe yourself in one sentence.

<p>Unlike my complex and intriguing fellow-citizens, I am not interesting enough to merit a whole sentence, so I will end this entirely undeserved and laboriously overwritten travesty with a semicolon instead;</p>

<p>^ That was amazing. I admire your humor. :D</p>

<p>I am on this website (enough said)</p>

<p>I’m an extraordinary machine.</p>

<p>Hello, my name is Calculus.</p>

<p>nutcracker</p>

<p>I can’t for the life of me remember the plural of amnesium.</p>

<p>OR</p>

<p>Veni, vidi, vici.</p>

<p>which mean what?</p>

<p>it means i came, i saw, i conquered.
Caesar said that. </p>

<p>I am Heathcliff.</p>

<p>i see .</p>

<p>

Actually, the shortest complete sentence is “Go” (since it’s imperative, the subject is implied).</p>

<p>[/language geekery]</p>

<p>but that doesn’t describe a person…</p>

<p>Hi.</p>

<p>The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.</p>

<p>again, where is the description. And “Hi” isn’t a complete sentence.</p>

<p>“I am.” <em>walks away</em></p>

<p>“Wisdom begins in wonder”. </p>

<p>Btw, Socrates said that and it describes me perfectly because I’m inquisitive. :)</p>

<p>I enjoy thinking and despise learning.</p>

<p>I am the one who swims upstream. :)</p>

<p>I am who I am and who I am is what I am!</p>

<p>“Your inadaquate ears cannot behold the phenomenon that is Brittany, so I will not over-stress your minuscular brain with incredible attributes concerning that which you cannot assimilate.” hehe. there. Straight way to get out of actually ANSWERING the question, yet astonishing them all the same. ; P</p>