desperate measures to attract a girl

<p>^wow… you must have a lot of free time…</p>

<p>Actually it only took me like 5 minutes to write it. Otherwise, I’m on-and-off CC or doing other things.</p>

<p>yeah… I on the otherhand have nothing to do, and yet all this free time is getting really boring…</p>

<p>If you really want to know how to be a great guy read Austen, not Bronte…some Persuasion would do you some good.</p>

<p>You have a good chance with girls if you learn to love yourself first. Don’t be cocky, intelligent girls hate that. From what you’ve written so far I think its safe to assume you would never get along well with an ordinary airhead beauty. Every girl is different. Some girls like huge buff guys most of us like the kind that work out but aren’t massive, and some really like the skinny look. Looks are a part of it but since every girl has such a different definition of what cute is you shouldn’t change your looks, just try to look your best and the right girl will be attracted to that. I personally wouldn’t ever date a great looking guy who wasn’t very smart and just wanted to be mediocre. I want to marry that knight on the white stallion who will sweep me off my feet and change the world. Not that there are to many guys like that. A lot of girls go for the buff confident airheads because there isn’t much else. Guys that are smart tend to either be antisocial or like a brilliant kid at my school hide their intelligence and come off seeming fake. Just be your self and I’m sure you’ll get the girl of dreams even if it takes time.</p>

<p>I want to marry that knight on a white tank. Nuclear war is coming, and I don’t want no fatty guy hoggin’ all them resources.</p>

<p>every weak man needs a virgin mary or some saint to cherish in his heart. i think she’s just that. </p>

<p>the thing is, i hate happy romances or any story like that. i love where the man suffers…but this song by bocelli is not painful enough!!!:</p>

<p>…Oceani immensi di liberta’ giorni di festa che non scordero
il freddo inverno non ti porta via<br>
dalla mia vita<br>
i desideri<br>
le nostalgie<br>
quanti misteri questo mio…</p>

<p>yes…perhaps some of u need translation:</p>

<p>Vast oceans of freedom days that I will never forget
the winter’s cold will never take u away from me
desires
memories
what love story of mine this is.</p>

<p>the modes moved this here?</p>

<p>ROFLMAO</p>

<p>Mmmm…</p>

<p>First, I agree that you need to boost up your confidence and love yourself for who you are. You can try starting a “Fantasy Club” (I noticed your screenname) and perhaps you could meet some girls who have your same interests. :)</p>

<p>Let me try!
Darkness falls, and the day ends. She is dead, but in darkness she is reborn. For she is the once and future queen of my heart!</p>

<ol>
<li>Be yourself.</li>
<li>Go to the gym.</li>
<li>Read everyone else’s advice, since it’s mostly good.</li>
</ol>

<p>I cringed a little when I read through this thread (vivid
memories of my past life sudenly rushing back to my mind.)
You disabled pm and email so i’m posting this here. Did
you check the link I gave you on the first page?
Seriously, read that first. Then email me at
<a href="mailto:apexeffect@gmail.com">apexeffect@gmail.com</a>. You need the
right advice. Specialized advice. I will help; i’d love to. </p>

<p>But you have to make the first move to learn. </p>

<p>I will say this. Think about it before you reply.
This is, an absolute truth.</p>

<p><strong><em>Attraction is not a choice</em></strong></p>

<p>Click the link I gave you on page 1 of that thread.
Go. Now.</p>