Desperate Times Call For "Desperate Housewives"

<p>i got deferred (1600 sat, great essays/recs, amazing ECs, great everything, but not great enough, i guess). but then i went to onion.com and saw “Desperate Times Call For ‘Desperate Housewives’”, and i laughed and forgot about everything for a second. so i suggest all of the deferred/rejected people do that. accepted people, congrats. i guess you can go there too.</p>