*do I Have A Chance?

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>Asian Male
Recent Dropout from New Jersey.</p>

<p>1.524 Cumulated GPA weighted, 3.14 GPA unweighted.
Top 99% of class (well, if you include the guy who died after the first day of shcool)
SAT (fifth sitting): 200
SAT II: 250 Literature, 0 US History (I have severe eye infections that make me look to my right all the time, and they thought i was cheating! can you believe it?)
AP’s: Self Studied for Inebriation Literature</p>

<p>EC:
President of the “I Hate Britney Spears” club
Treasurer of Porky, my piggy bank.
Came 735th in UFC auditions in New Jersey (but I would have gotten better if that sumo wrestler was disqualified like he should have for indecent exposure)
Founder of “Tenth Generation Korean Orphan Culture Club” (yea, yeh, REPRESENT!)
Writer at Harvard Law School (check the fifth floor bathroom, third stall from the door, that was me!)
Artist at the Rhode Island School of Design (unfortunately, my best work is no longer available since local police officials mistook my abstract Pollock impression for graffiti [i am so misunderstood])</p>

<p>Achievements:</p>

<p>Watched every single Family Guy episode (well, not the 3rd episode but these colleges will never know, will they, hah!)
Had sex multiple times without receiving an STD (i think- no obvious signs yet!)</p>

<p>Hooks:
Thousands…
i’ve dressed up as peter pan for halloween,
fished with my homies,
can throw a mean right hook in a fight,
visited Red Hook, New York last summer.</p>

<p>Reach:
Academy of Hair Design (Anchorage)
Mercer County Community College</p>

<p>Match:
Trenton Juvenile Hall</p>

<p>Safety:
University of Life</p>

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<p>this is just obnoxious</p>

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<p>great, then it worked.</p>

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<p>Lol, thanks for the humor. But was it worth the time?</p>

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<p>“Treasurer of Porky, my piggy bank.”</p>

<p>hahaha</p>

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<p>This thread sounds funny!Especially, your ECs are beyond belief!!</p>

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<p>HAHA for a second i believed it until i kept reading man funny post we need some of these once a while to get our mind off all this college stuff.</p>

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<p>lol Reko, it took ~10 minutes to put together, probably not worth it in the end =P</p>

<p>but all these chances threads make me kinda angered, cause Ii see people with amazing stats ask for their chances for ivy leagues and no one here will be able to give them a right answer. at a certain point, i think people are using this subforum for an ego boost. i have yet to see below-average stats in this thread, and I think that’s partly due to the “obnoxious” students putting in stats for no good reason.</p>

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<p>Thanks sophomoregalore. You have a point, I think people see the average CC-er as “OMG MUST ****ING MAKE MIT OR I WILL KILL MYSELF” and they don’t even join/post on CC.</p>

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<p>“Writer at Harvard Law School”. - hilarious!!! :)</p>

<p>You’re right. Many people need to have their egos deflated after all those years with their parents, counselors, teachers, and friends telling them he/she is the smartest person in the world. It’s really messed up.</p>