Do I live on the wrong side of Earth?

<p>Haha, I’m so lame. I get more sleep on the weekends, but that’s because I go to bed an hour earlier than I do during the week.</p>

<p>So wait, when do you sleep if you don’t sleep at night and don’t sleep during the day?</p>

<p>If I get more than 8 hours, including weekends, my parents rag on me for being lazy.</p>

<p>Weekdays are an average of 5 hours.</p>