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<p>Don’t do it, Schmaltz! Your cholesterol count would go through the roof.</p>
<p>Given that I can’t open a can with the opener on a Swiss Army knife, I would like the guy on the tv show that is always placed in strange, out-of-the way places and manages to survive.</p>
<p>At least that way, I know that I would survive the desert island.</p>
<p>Friday!</p>
<p>or the Professor. Or how about the Swiss Family Robinson?</p>
<p>I’ll skip hubby–eats too much, hates manual labor, sunburn risk.</p>
<p>Anyone for some pirates? (could be useful if they’re on your side. . .)</p>
<p>Just Eric Ripert</p>
<p>some serious eye candy who can really cook fish like there is no tomorrow.</p>
<p>In the old comics, when Superman or Supergirl flew somebody somewhere, they would often wrap the person in the cape to protect him from the friction of their super-speed flying.</p>
<p>I’d hope for one of these guys - we’d build a log canoe and navigate by the stars and end up in Kona. Where I might just decide to stop and pretend I couldn’t go any farther…</p>
<p>[Polynesian</a> Voyaging Society](<a href=“http://pvs.kcc.hawaii.edu/index.html]Polynesian”>Hawaiian Voyaging Traditions)</p>
<p>"In the old comics, when Superman or Supergirl flew somebody somewhere, they would often wrap the person in the cape to protect him from the friction of their super-speed flying. "</p>
<p>Everybody knows the cape was a metaphor for safe sex. “Protect them from the friction”? Duh.</p>
<p>Please, Schmaltz. Let’s not let the thread go in that direction. Please?</p>
<p>Sorry, page. But if people want to fly without a cape wrapped around them, they should know they are asking for trouble.</p>