<p>I have an odd request: I need to know the layout/color/etc. of a penn letter ASAP. If you have one, and can somehow describe or scan it for me, i would be so appreciative … AIM: comparanza1212</p>
<p>P.S. i am asking a girl to prom with it, not trying to trick anyone.</p>
<p>Like “Congratulations! You’ve been admitted to go to Prom with me. Over 300 girls were considered and there was only 1 admit, or a .003% admit rate – making me more selective than even the toughest Ivy.”</p>
<p>Congratulations! It gives me great pleasure to invite you to attend the University of Pennsylvania as a member of the College at Penn.</p>
<p>The members of the Class of 2009, the 253rd graduating class since Benjamin Franklin founded the University in 1740, are an outstanding group of individuals. After carefully reviewing nearly 19,000 applications for our class of 2,400 students, we are pleased that every admitted student will have the opportunity to contribute to our heritage of academic excellence, social leadership, and cultural advancement. We offer you world-renowned faculty, nationally recognized academic departments, and an unparalleled freedom of intellectual exploration.</p>
<p>While we are eager for you to join the Class of 2009, we realize fully the importance of the decision you must make in the next few weeks. If there are questions that you or your parents have, or if you have not yet visited Penn and would like to do so, please let us assist you. Our Welcome to the Class of 2009 website provides visitor information, schedules, maps, and telephone numbers for your convenience. When you reach your decision, please return the reply card, which you will receive in your admissions packet of information, and acceptance deposit to us by the first of May.</p>
<p>On behalf of the Penn community and the admissions staff, congratulations again on your outstanding achievements. We look forward to welcoming you to our campus in September.</p>
<p>That’s the online acceptance letter. Unfortunately, I don’t have a scanner so I can’t post the mailed letter and I can’t be bothered to type it out.</p>
<p>i always get buyers remorse when i ask a girl to a dance because when they crumble before my awesomeness and burst into tears of happiness for being selected, it just takes the fun out of it! </p>
<p>…which is why i’ve instituted a new program. i’ll narrow it down to my top 20 or so and enter them into something of a reality show involving a mathematics round, a firewalking round, and a scuba scavenger round. then, i’ll have the girls vote eachother off one by one. naturally, i’ll take the first girl voted off because she’ll obviously be the best one and the one perceived as a threat to the rest of the girls.</p>