Does anyone have any tips on how to become an attention whore?

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<p>Here are a few:</p>

<p>-go in front of everyone, and choke on some pills.
-■■■■■
-eat leaves and tree bark
-throw rocks at mallards, crows, seagulls, and pigeons
-be the only white who is travelling in an Asian country</p>

<p>Um, any other suggestions? (preferably those which people will forget?)</p>

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<p>Why?/*******/</p>

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<p>To excite people of potential interest</p>

<p>and to temporarily stimulate dopamine</p>

<p>==
AND
to practice life skills IN THE CASE that one becomes homeless</p>

<p>AND</p>

<p>LAW OF UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES</p>

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<p>Are you drunk or something? You’ve started three nonsensical threads. Are you sure you’re not already an attention whore???</p>

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<p>you know what would be awesome</p>

<p>if all the losers in the world who no one liked all joined up together and made a ruckus all over the internet.</p>

<p>it would be sooo funny</p>