<p>mit is a science/tech college obviously</p>
<p>but is it true that harvard beats mit at biology!?!??!?!?!</p>
<p>yes. the game was yesterday, and mit lost!!! it was close, but in the end, harvard’s micropipeting won the day. i don’t know what happened!!!</p>
<p>grudge match at 10 tomorrow in mollie’s lab: be there or be square.</p>
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You must have missed the genetic engineering contest today. Harvard tried to compete, but ultimately MIT’s flamincheetahuman with fins owned Harvard’s pitiful “lionosaurus.”</p>
<p>This reminds me of a joke:</p>
<p>The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. </p>
<p>One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They’d have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side’s dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms. </p>
<p>The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. </p>
<p>Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog. </p>
<p>When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it’s cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it’s cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund’s neck, the Dachshund opened it’s mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. </p>
<p>The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. 'We don’t understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." </p>
<p>“That’s nothing”, the Americans replied. “We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.”</p>
<p>As a biology major (and as someone who was accepted to both schools’ PhD programs in biology!), no, Harvard does not beat MIT at biology. And MIT does not beat Harvard.</p>
<p>Both schools are top-notch and among the best in the world.</p>
<p>Daaang, Ph.D. acceptances at both schools! I didn’t know that. Good job.</p>
<p>Thanks! :D</p>
<p><em>brag</em>
I also got into Stanford, UC Berkeley, and UCLA.
<em>/brag</em></p>
<p>You’re not bragging - you’re just stating a fact!</p>
<p>But an entirely unnecessary fact. 
Still, if you can’t occasionally brag to people over the Internet, to whom can you brag?</p>
<p>lol, mollie even brags about her bf on her blog!</p>
<p>But who wouldn’t brag about that gorgeous piece of… rocket scientist…?</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>Anyone who’s met him!</p>
<p><em>runs!</em></p>
<p>(TOTALLY just kidding. But I love the way you talk about him. “Can you believe I’m marrying this? Willingly?”)</p>