<p>New study says dogs imitate people: [Dogs</a> Automatically Imitate People : Discovery News](<a href=“http://news.discovery.com/animals/pets-dogs-imitate-people.html]Dogs”>http://news.discovery.com/animals/pets-dogs-imitate-people.html)</p>
<p>So it’s probably only a matter of time until the tabloid headlines scream, “Canine Population Plummets!; Expert Says Mutts Better Equipped for Eponymous Style than Missionary Position.”</p>