Dorm room smells putrid, roomate constantly farts

College Life
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<p>Everyday when I walk into my dorm, the horrible stench overwhelms me. My roommate constantly passes gas to the point where our room smells like a sewage plant. I’ve tried confronting my roommate about this, yet my roommate just skirts the issue. I’ve tried febreeze, but the odor easily overpowers any sort of air freshening agent.</p>

<p>What am I to do? This is not a serious enough offense to warrant extraordinary action, but it is quite annoying.</p>

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<p>Take away his protein powder.</p>

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<p>Keep the windows open, get one of those Glade plug-in air fresheners</p>

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<p>Light a match.</p>

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<p>Tell him that he’s rude and that he doesn’t deserve to live with you or anybody else. Tell him to hold it in.</p>

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<p>sew him closed, and keep feedin him
and feedin him, and feedin him, and feedin him</p>

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<p>Embrace his farts. Learn to love it.</p>

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<p>LOL…Omg…</p>

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<p>Look at the bright side. Winter’s coming. You may find yourself begging your roommate for a room-warming morning fart.</p>

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<p>LOL. OP’s post along with his(her? I’m inclined to think her) sn is hilarious.
Make a fart chart with the number of farts, how pungent each one was (1-10 scale), and how bad the room smells each time you enter the room. Show your roommate it every week. If you want, ask some friends to join in. The more the merrier!</p>