~Down to the wire~

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>ok so im not really that good of student but heres my stats:</p>

<p>4.1 GPA on a 4.0 scale</p>

<p>1600/1600 SAT
33 ACT <— almost comitted suicide over that</p>

<p>Anyways all 5’s on Exams</p>

<p>EC’s:
-Cured cancer, twice.
-Own my own fortune 500 company
-Had Bill Gates do some community service for me…
-Defeated Chuck Norris in a duel blindfolded.</p>

<p>Anyways im wondering if I can get into my dream school cape cod community college</p>

<p>Anyone think McDonald’s Institute of McGriddle Technology is a safety?</p>

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<p>well, i think you’ve got a decent shot at MIMT, but CCCC is something of a reach unless you wrote really great essays.</p>

<p>:P</p>

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<p>What about ManBearPig university?</p>

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<p>you can’t cure cancer twice. Once a disease is cured, it’s gone forever. Secondly, NO ONE beats Chuck Norris in a duel. All the people who COULD beat him are dead, aka Bruce Lee, Elvis Presley, Darth Vader, Sylvester Stallone (ok, this guy SHOULD be dead bc he’s so old). And lastly, McDonald’s Institute only accepts students with legacy, so you’ll have a better chance with Del Taco Academy of the Fine Arts.</p>

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<p>You can also consider the BubbaGump College of Shrimp Catching… (AKA BGCSC)</p>

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<p>You ALMOST committed suicide? I def. would have died on the spot.</p>

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<p>Re: GatorHubris</p>

<p>ManBearPig is a serious reach for him.</p>

<p>I’m serious.</p>