DU to become a dry Frat

[achat]

<p>[DU</a> to be a Dry Frat :: The Daily Phoenix](<a href=“daily.swarthmore.edu domain has changed”>daily.swarthmore.edu domain has changed)</p>

<p>Happy April 1st!</p>

[Inquisitive_Mom]

<p>Thanks. Very funny.</p>

[HarrietMWelsch]

<p>I loved it - and the football/music article (especially the final paragraph):</p>

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To help with the establishment of the football program, Swarthmore’s Athletic Department plans to cut men’s soccer entirely. Under the department’s plan, all current soccer players will form the backbone of Garnet football. The soccer team has been generally receptive upon hearing of the soccer team’s dismantlement. Men’s Soccer Coach Widener remarked, “the two games are practically identical; in fact, the Europeans call soccer ‘football.’” A current soccer player noted “American football obviously is not terribly difficult: you can pick up the ball with your hands!”

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[dadx3]

<p>I appreciated the news about Sarah Palin’s visit. Especially the part about her hunting deer in the Crum from a helicopter.</p>