election speech! AHH

<p>I`m running for secretary for my key club. basically the secretary writes down the minutes for the meetings and takes attendance, organizes papers,etc...

I`m going to talk about why I want to run, but does anyone have any good ideas to make my speech funny? Alot of underclassmen are in the club, and I feel that humor is the best way to catch their attention. </p>

<p>If anyone can give me any ideas, I would appreciate it alot!</p>

<p>Well, this is a little difficult to do because usually when candidates use humor in their speeches it has to do with themselves and their characteristics. Since we don't know anything about you, it's hard to come up with something funny.</p>

<p>"I'll bring lots of food, and that's about all you need to know?"</p>