Ending The War In Iraq

Colleges & Universities United States Military Academy - West Point
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<p>The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama,
Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas
boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following
facts about terrorists: </p>

<li>The season opened today. </li>
<li>There is no limit. </li>
<li>They taste just like chicken. </li>
<li>They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. </li>
<li>They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.</li>
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<p>For us MO folk, that Dale Earnhardt thing is enough all by itself!!!</p>

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<p>You could do the same job with 200 wiseguys from New Jersey - and tell them that it was Frank Sinatra who was done in by al-Qaeda.</p>

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<p>lol! Great laugh!</p>

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<p>lmao. That’s great</p>