Essay Prompt From Hell 2

<p>Assignment:</p>

<p>How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood?</p>

<p>You have 25 minutes.</p>

<p>When answering this question I took into consideration the weight, height, and paw size of a woodchuck. Since a woodchuck’s paws are only 4 cm long it limits the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck. After careful consideration I have decided that a woodchuck could chuck approximately 2/3 of a pound of wood.</p>

<p>Do I get a 12?</p>

<p>is woodchuck a real animal??</p>

<p>And wouldn’t using the word could instead of and make the prompt flow better. After all, could does rhyme with wood. And should we put the answer in terms of mass or volume, or simply number of logs?</p>

<p>A woodchuck is simply a groundhog.</p>

<p>Are you guys serious? i would cry if i saw this on the real deal.</p>