Essays that silently scream INSTANT ACCEPTANCE

Hey, lurking around the forum for a while I have read that some people have read essays that are just spectacular. They explain that if they had the power they would accept them right on the spot. I was just wondering what these unique essays have in common or if you guys can send me an example.

Johns Hopkins publishes prior essays that worked as examples.

https://apply.jhu.edu/apply/essays-that-worked/

These essays have a few things they all share:

  1. Voice (they don't forcefully try to use big words. If they do, it sounds natural)
  2. Grammar/Style error free (no comma splices, overly long sentences, or subject-verb disagreements)
  3. Good pacing.
  4. Focused (they don't try to get 3 ideas in one essay)

These aren’t just qualities of good college essays, they’re hallmarks of great writing in general. It’s not really a surprise that great writing “scream instant acceptance,” in your words.

Examples of essays that spell INSTANT ACCEPTANCE:

The essay that poignantly conveys how surprised and humbled you were to win the Nobel Peace Prize at age 17

The essay that lightheartedly describes the wild-n-wacky life experiences you had growing up in the White House

The essay that recounts your summertime community service trip to Uganda with your parents Bill & Melinda, to personally deliver mosquito nets to poor villages to combat malaria

^^^ A great essay can help your application or perhaps even seal the deal, but no essay equals an instant acceptance. You have to be great all-around.

Well done, Grasshopper. You grasped my point.

Unless the trip was part of a church group. Then the essay identifies you as an active Christian and someone that the elite schools want to avoid.

^I call BS on that one.

You seriously believe there exists a school in this galaxy that would want to a avoid the offspring of Bill and Melinda Gates?

http://www.nothingbutnets.net/partners/bill-and-melinda-gates.html?referrer=https://www.google.com/

I thought this was a nice piece on writing the essay. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bs-ed-college-essay-20151109-story.html