<p>According to the today’s news, the police are now looking for suspects who caused at least $50K in damage to the police cars and equipment. If found guilty, the culprits can face up to 10 years in jail.</p>
<p>AND, surprise, surprise— the “Valentines Day Riot” is already listed on Dead Prez site on wikipedia. It relates that the group just “suggested” the crowd “do something.”</p>
<p>A recently imported African lion escaped from the zoo, grabbed a two-year-old, and was about chomp down when an Evergreen student ran over, hit the lion over the head, forced the lion’s mouth open, and saved the child.</p>
<p>The headline in the paper the next day read:</p>
<p>“Radical Evergreen student steals food from hungry immigrant.”</p>
<p>A real soccer mom. And convicted terrorist. You just never know. I guess I can’t get too upset when my wife gets the full patdown search at the airport.</p>