<p>Chuck Norris has decided that the next president of United States will be Mike Huckabee.</p>
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<p>Chuck Norris has decided that the next president of United States will be Mike Huckabee.</p>
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<p>I’m not kidding, guys. Everyone must vote for Mike Huckabee. No exceptions.</p>
<p>You just told us to vote for Mike Huckabee. Now you’re telling us to vote for Chuck Norris?</p>
<p>I’m confused. :(</p>
<p>I think what it’s supposed to say is vote for Mike Huckabee because Chuck Norris supports him.</p>
<p>Wha?/********/ Mwahaha.</p>
<p>But, but …</p>
<p>If everyone voted for one man, I think the power get to his head, and he might become a dictator!!! He wouldn’t have any enemies, no checks for his balance!!!</p>
<p>Chuck Norris would check his balances, silly.</p>
<p>And Chuck Norris won’t be a dictator either; if he wanted to be one, he’d be one right now.</p>