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<p>Wow, they censor stuff that is commented out…</p>

<p>And they don’t censor ass or the n word…</p>

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<p>Why do u want her to spell that?! U definitely know that word right?</p>

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<p>noodle-butt</p>

<p>duh</p>

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<p>Mods deleted the posts snoop and I made where we commented out curse words…</p>

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<p>Les, if it makes you feel better at all…</p>

<p>I got asked to prom last week (and said yes) and told the kid today that I decided I wanted to go by myself. I feel horrible, but I just feel like it would be awkward. You didn’t say yes, did you?</p>

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<p>Aloha. /<em>comment</em>/ :cool:</p>

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<p>Howdy. /************/</p>

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<p>See, that works for me because I’m in Tennessee.</p>

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<p>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!</p>

<p>One might ask why one might show such uncharacteristicly optimistic behavior like that shown above. One might speculate at first whether the feeling expressed above are genuine or not. One might even become violent towards the person who has expressed his/herself in such a way as illustrated above. Yet what one must ask oneself is why one would react in such a way as mentioned earlier. One might even have the courage to ask the person who expressed him/herself in that way why that person did so.
If one were to engage in a healthy convirsation to discover the reason why the person in question would do such a thing, one would hear a response similar to the one illustrated below:</p>

<p>Well, here’s the thing: There are a bunch of hoildays coming up. And there are a few regular school days inbetween them. Yet, since none of the students are willing to come to school between holidays, the school administration gave us those days off as well. So, to make a long story short, I’ll be staying home on the following days:</p>

<p>Wednesday 4th April.
Thurday 5th April.
Friday 6th.
Saturday 7th.
Sunday 8th.
Monday 9th.
Tuesday 10th.
Wednesday 11th.
Thursday 12th.
Friday 13th.
Saturday 14th.</p>

<p>Thank you for your co-operation.
Stuck</p>

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<p>You Egyptians get too many days off. Makes you lazy. Maybe thats why you’re going to lose WWIV (damn, I’ve said too much about future events, but it’s too late to take it back:()</p>

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<p>Arrgh is my new catchphrase.</p>

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<p>so, stuck, how many days per year r the school days then? (just approximately?) 120-130?</p>

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<p>snoopy stole Charlie Brown’s line…</p>

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<p>Good grief.</p>

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<p>^There you go again. You are snoopyiscool. Use some of Snoopy’s lines.</p>

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<p>Like what? He has no memorable lines.</p>

<p>I can do Woodstock though.</p>

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<p>“If I exist, then another being simply cannot be the most awkward in the universe.”
You’d be surprised.</p>

<p>And… yes. I did say yes. He’s kind of pathetic, and… he asked me in a way that required a lot of effort on his part… I guess he’s liked me for awhile. I didn’t want to crush him. I’m too darn nice.</p>

<p>My friends are enjoying the whole debacle, though. They’re quite amused by the whole situation. Even my family made fun of me tonight at dinner.</p>

<p>Blaaahhh.</p>

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<p>Typical characteristics of a Wharton student include:</p>

<pre><code>* Lack of simple human decency.

  • Owning only one suit, despite wearing it everyday.
  • A foul stench emanating from their bodies due to wearing said suit everyday.
  • Considering a hundred dollar bill too small for practical purposes.
  • Possessing a version of their resume customized to every Fortune 500 company.
  • Laughing maniacally when Cornell’s School of Hotel Administration is mentioned.
  • And just being all around evil.
    </code></pre>

<p>Someone kill me if I consider transferring to Wharton. Please.</p>

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<p>Okie dokie.</p>

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<p>I’ll try to remember that…</p>