<p>you know though, if i did strangle him, i could probably get away with it</p>
<p>then go for it</p>
<p>absolutely wonderful</p>
<p>One less guy that I have to compete with…not that I really have to compete :)</p>
<p>excuse me?</p>
<p>Your excused.</p>
<p>is qwilde competing for lablondie?</p>
<p>my life is beyond ridiculous</p>
<p>What is beyond ridiculous? Preposterous?</p>
<p>everything. absolutely everything. </p>
<p>starting with creamy peanut butter, it’s not creamy anymore.</p>
<p>right .</p>
<p>I prefere chunky peanut butter anyway.</p>
<p>I’m British: I hate peanut butter.</p>
<p>I don’t really like it either, but that doesn’t make the fact that creamy peanut butter isn’t creamy any less ridiculous.</p>
<p>I hope the British in general are nothing like my English teacher, if so, all British people are horrible, horrible people.</p>
<p>how do you not like peanut butter?</p>
<p>he’s british, and obviously british people don’t like peanut butter…duh. it’s like an unwritten rule.</p>
<p>I don’t like nuts. No clue why he doesn’t.</p>
<p>Point taken.</p>
<p>“he’s british, and obviously british people don’t like peanut butter…duh. it’s like an unwritten rule.”</p>
<p>Actually, it is. I distinctly remember, as a child, an American girl who was teased by almost the entire school because she ate peanut butter. I felt really sorry for her.</p>
<p>ro, why is my life ridiculous? i don’t want it to be ridiculous.</p>
<p>i want milk.</p>
<p>I must be british then! I don’t like peanut butter!
I’ve always wanted to be british!</p>