Everyone's Favorite Thread

<p>cows make milk. go find a cow.</p>

<p>“I hope the British in general are nothing like my English teacher, if so, all British people are horrible, horrible people.”</p>

<p>I’m sure you can imagine some American stereotypes that British people often conjure.</p>

<p>British? Pfft. Scandinavian is better.</p>

<p>My grandma grew up on a dairy farm. We always have family reunions there.</p>

<p>why is your life ridic? idk. you tell me. does it have to do with milk or peanut butter?</p>

<p>obviously i’m no psychologist</p>

<p>She told my mom to check my backback every night because she didn’t think I was bringing my homework home.</p>

<p>I never turned one assignment in late. She hates me. She was absolutely horrible. Yay! I never have to have her again!</p>

<p>And she gave me A-'s. Twice! Twice!!! I had her as a teacher two times, and she gave me an A- both times! Stupid, stupid British people.</p>

<p>Sure, I suck at English, but that’s beside the point. It’s the whole principle of the thing.</p>

<p>“I must be british then! I don’t like peanut butter!
I’ve always wanted to be british!”</p>

<p>Benvenuto al club.</p>

<p>Call her a slapper.</p>

<p>I’m sure not all British people are horrible, including you.</p>

<p>I’m just bitter, like usual.</p>

<p>“Stupid, stupid British people.”</p>

<p>Is she Welsh, Irish, English, and Scottish? :)</p>

<p>“I’m sure not all British people are horrible, including you.”</p>

<p>Thank You…I think.</p>

<p>I think she’s just English.</p>

<p>But I’ve decided that she’s just jealous because I’m Scandinavian, and she’s not. yeah right…</p>

<p>Where in Scandinavia? Sweeden?</p>

<p>No, she is probably jealous of your teeth.</p>

<p>I’m Norwegian!!</p>

<p>Sweden and Norway and Finland
I’m not Danish
but I am a little bit of other things too</p>

<p>I do have nice teeth! And I never had braces, so my mouth just plain old rocks.</p>

<p>You’re a Viking</p>

<p>I am a Viking. A Minnesota Viking.</p>

<p>My descendants were Vikings. </p>

<p>Oh, and I’m French and German too. My last name means “the best” in French, And I am the BEST.</p>

<p>Whats life like in Minnesota? Sadly, I have only expereinced the coasts…</p>