<p>Who’s favourite thread is it then?</p>
<p>where did i use non-american spelling, you traitor!??</p>
<p>this is my favorite thread and i don’t like traitors</p>
<p>(i had to email someone, so i came on to see what rumors were being spread about me)</p>
<p>The British cannot say “tuna sandwich” correctly. Very annoying.</p>
<p>you didn’t! everyone else in this thread did! that means your favourite thread is a traitors thread!</p>
<p>i will purify this thread! and shun all of the non-believers!</p>
<p>Sounds like an American Sermon.</p>
<p>sex, drugs, and rock n roll…that’s how americans do it</p>
<p>“The British cannot say “tuna sandwich” correctly.”</p>
<p>Our language. If you don’t like it invent your own; changing a few words does not classify, as inventing a language either.</p>
<p>Can’t we all SHARE the language?</p>
<p>The Brits, the Americans, the Aussies, AND everyone else?</p>
<p>TVA I knight with my royal mouse.</p>
<p>“Can’t we SHARE the language?”</p>
<p>Of, course.</p>
<p>I want to be knighted.</p>
<p>Actually, I want to be Queen. Or Empress. Or something of that nature.</p>
<p>NO!
Americans don’t share!</p>
<p>lablondie is back?</p>
<p>I once dated an ambassador’s daughter…not quite the same though.</p>
<p>We share our bombs with Middle Eastern Citizens…</p>
<p>I got knighted!
I’m excited!</p>
<p>i realized that i had to send an email to someone (so i checked to see if any rumors had been started about me)</p>
<p>but i’m going to bed now</p>
<p>Some American jokes I found (they are lighthearted don’t stress)</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.</p></li>
<li><p>Only in America…can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Don’t go to bed. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!</p>